Walliver

I keep getting the lightest blue one wrong. I've tried what I believe to be the two lightest ones but apparently I'm wrong.

Hussey not good enough to get anywhere close to double figures against the Netherlands.

Anyone want to play this with me? It's a virtual fantasy cricket manager type game. I've just signed up in my boredom - I'm in Banger if anyone wants to join me. It reminds me of that Sunday League game I used to play. Edit: A link would probably help. Here Also, when you're signing up you have to put in your year of birth but for me the box was hidden. Go to month of birth and press tab and then type in your year in four numbers. Apparently I get a bonus if you use this link instead. I'm in this league if anyone wants to go up against me. There's a few computer spaces to takeover. Conference 3, League 3, Division 3, Northeast Region

If internet rumours are to be believed Cole has got some bird named Brooke pregnant. I'm not sure Cheryl is too happy with that so you may well be in luck.

Hussey not good enough to get anywhere close to double figures against the Scots.

Aww, the Aussies are running scared and making it rain.

DOOGIE!

North America. Thanks. Ooh, get her. I was being polite! Thanks. No problem. I don't suppose you know where these North American based teams are in the rankings, do you? No, but if you're that bothered you could look on fifa.com Good idea. Mexico are 21st and USA are 30th. When did they drop so low? The last time I remember looking they were both comfortably in the top ten. I don't think fifa.com has an archive section.

North America. Thanks. Ooh, get her. I was being polite! Thanks. No problem. I don't suppose you know where these North American based teams are in the rankings, do you?

For the first two overs, maybe. Now it looks like it could be quite an embarrassing score for the Scots. 'Mon the Hoffman!

I was born in December of '85 but I'm not sure how many of them are applicable to me. Bananarama tried a comebackl recently so I think most kiddies will have heard of them. One thing: "Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good" - aren't the people from the pre-1986 generation the ones who are spoiling it all?

I'd quite like the Windies to win it, with Lara scoring a century in the final.

North America. Thanks. Ooh, get her. I was being polite!

North America. Thanks.

Where are USA and Mexico?

'Mon the Scotland!

...and was there one?

x2 Not the best choice of captain so far.

More Geordie Wiki magic... Here

"Fuckin left me" with one too many presses on the EFG key? Ooh, could be. Hoping it was a more, ahem, intimate verb? The fact that she was texting to meet up with me at almost three - and not her boyfriend - is enough for me. If I hadn't been relaxing in a gentleman's way so soon before the text I think I could've got, ahem, intimate.

If the drink made you type like that, just imagine how badly you performed in bed.

"Fuckin left me" with one too many presses on the EFG key? Ooh, could be.