Walliver

A word translator?

I got a message last night that said 'duckin jeffu me'. When I replied asking what it meant I was asked if I was going to a club (called Exodus). I don't want to bring it up with the sender because they probably won't remember what they were trying to say but I'm quite interested in trying to work it out. I think the first word is fairly obvious as is the third (although it could be 'of' or 'off' or 'met' or...) but I have no idea what 'jeffu' is supposed to be. I've tried typing those letters in my phone but it doesn't come up with anything else. Any ideas?

I like 'fallen to communists'.

I can understand how you have sex with a car (presumably using the exhaust pipe - how sore would that be?) but how do you have sex with a pavement? They did that joke in the article...

...? ...Thought I'd posted that in another thread. You still haven't said who it is.

How old are Gate and Cave?

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I'm not sure if there were any follow ups to this but it made me smile.

Because someone made some bad pictures? Do Banff have a team other than Deveronvale? I'm sure they could find shorter named teams to support.

Is Brian Lara better than the EA Games offering? I wasn't sure so I went for the EA one and it's terrible . My first few games (on not too hard a setting) I was getting amazing figures with Giles of about 5-9 off ten overs and Flintoff hit over 200 in about 50 balls.

Footballing genius tbh. Don't both Neill and Upson have relegation release clauses of about 3m? I'd take them both for that. But would you be happy for us to pay their reported wages? Not Neill's definitely. How much is Upson supposed to be on?

Are you thinking of Chris Bart-Williams? I always used to buy him in the original CM whenever my board told me to sign a big name player. 17 letters, big name...

How can that be a question on Family Fortunes? Surely you need more than one answer to be able to use a question in that game?

I've just found this thread and I have to say that I'm disappointed in both of you. I can partially understand KHay's reason but, JJ, why you? I don't know anyway to do this and I doubt it's very easy to do. Wouldn't you have to make changes to the actual code of the game? It's something I doubt SI would be able to get right, nevermind a player trying to rui the whole thing.

Yeah but you are missing out on the random player mode. I love that mode! It makes the game so much more fun. It would be quite cool to have a similar feature where you could actually pick the players you wanted for a one-off game. Why isn't Shearer in the Classic England team? Ian Wright?!

Footballing genius tbh. Don't both Neill and Upson have relegation release clauses of about 3m? I'd take them both for that.

I now have visions of posh housewives on adverts doing crucifixion poses while a cheesy "I feel like Jesus tonight, Jesus tonight!" jingle informs us of the new and easy way to casserole a messiah.

Louise is a lot nicer than her too. Can't believe she hasn't been mentioned yet.

Dorty man, dorty. By the way, kudos for using the word 'meanie.' But she is! She tried to kill Max and then she kidnapped Tom! OB punching her in the face was the best thing I had seen in a long time.

But Clare's a meanie! You can't like her! As Mark said, Mercedes is the way to go.

It was on yesterday too. Much prefer it to the old one.

Have you heard his version of Creep? It's amazing. Don't be silly.

To be fair to the lad, Brock probably has better 'conventional' taste than the likes of me.

It's finished now.

1. Cuba Gooding Jnr - Boat Trip 2. Holly Valance - Dead Or Alive 3. Tara Reid - Josie and the Pussycats 4. Kuno Becker - Goal 5. Lindsay Lohan - Mean Girls Not necessarily in that order.