Walliver

I'm on O2, I pay £25 a month and get 1,000 off peak minutes and 750 texts.

This thread always makes me hungry!

I have a few friends like that and I rarely text them because I really hate trying to read their messages. I also have some friends who randomly miss out letters - fair enough if you're trying to cut down and squeeze everything into one text but yesterday I got a text saying 'Wat?' and nothing else. It made me sad.

Think so.

I don't watch very much TV but I'm quite impressed by this.

Respect - definitely. I'm still poor and having no luck finding the perfect woman, though. I've found they generally have no idea who he is. All men seem to love it - maybe Meenzer should buy one?

I'd quite like some after reading this thread. As you can see, I'm every advertiser's dream customer.

I had just turned 18, she was 18 too. She'd done it before but she can't have been too disappointed because after a couple more months of sleeping together we became an official couple. This was in uni halls and she barely used her room for about six months.

Welcome to my life six months* ago tbh. *Might not be six months but it was definitely a while ago now.

They didn't say who it was

...HISTORY!

Great point. Not one pundit has said, "well it happened against Newcastle on Wednesday so they deserve their bit of luck" or whatever. Much as a i hate Rennie and would be happy to see him demoted, the Brum one was far, far worse. The player was further offisde than Parker and physically obstructed Given from moving, rather than just getting in his line of vision. So if they're going to be consistent then the ref or linesman from the Brum game should suffer at least the fate of Rennie. Why is it Rennie and not the linesman getting done? Surely it's his job, not Rennie's to call offsides? (Or did he flag and get overruled?)

Believe it or not, girls-night-out conversations do actually involve all of the things (and more) that Toplass posted. The wife came back from work a couple of weeks ago and siad: "You know Debbie from work? The 45 year old?" Me:"Yeah..." "Turns out she's never had an orgasm." I really needed to know that, for the next awkward time i bump into Debbie: "Oh, hi, Debbie. So....eh....you still frigid then?" Women...... Fiver if you say it.

He'd be quite good for us, wouldn't he?

Nice to know I'm not the only one. Judging by your avatar I'd say we had a lot in common. Aye, but you have the dubious advantage of having met her, correct? Nothing dubious about it...

Nice to know I'm not the only one. Judging by your avatar I'd say we had a lot in common.

...the way you mo-oove!

I could wipe your ass with my grammer. When I choose to use coloqualisms there is a reason. I hope those spelling mistakes are intentional. Yes it's probably double ll. She may have been referring to "grammer". Don't worry, that's how one of my lecturers spells it too. She also can't use apostrophes. And, yes, she's trying to teach journalism.

Deeper Shade of Brown tbh Looks like there's a new pretender to Walliver's "Honorary Gayer" throne... (I've never seen those smilies before - there's loads in the 'show all' section that were new to me. I especially like what happens if you type woman between two colons...)

These things do nothing to dispel the rumours. Misquoting the Girls is unforgivable. Something kinda ooooh, jumping on my toot toot. tbh. My version makes more sense tbh. Aye, maybe, but how are you going to fit five people into two letters to make an amazing cover for your single? Ooooh > OO.

These things do nothing to dispel the rumours. Misquoting the Girls is unforgivable. Something kinda ooooh, jumping on my toot toot. tbh.

We have a winner. Monster Munch Flamin' Hot are also amazing.

He should have got Xenomania to but a beat behind it. Would have had a hit. Did you buy Frank's album as well? I thought it was great (despite the rubbish TV show), others aren't so impressed.

No, thanks. I just have amazing taste in music. Edit: if you can be bothered searching I even started a thread somewhere about having sex with a girl - that's quite hetero tbh.

Oh... Have you heard about what the Girls and the 'babes are covering for Comic Relief next year? It's going to be the best thing ever to happen in my life.