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Jimini Cricket ffs

I don't know why I love you like I do All the trouble you put me through. Take my money, my cigarettes I haven't seen the worst of it yet.

Close the multi faith room if he won't wear the shirt.

Cisse should start his own alternative interest free payday loan company, that would be the truly Islamic thing to do. Refusing to wear a shirt is neither here nor there in the grand scheme if you wish to make a difference.

/Heads down to the beach.

Good start lads.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/jul/18/sports-direct-staff-bonus-mike-ashley

He's chosen to work in one of the least islamic businesses and cultures possible (for a capitalist arsehole). Whilst I admire a man who makes a stand, he wants his cake and to eat it too. Wonga, the straw the broke the muslim's back? It's like going to work in a brothel and refusing sodomy as God forbade it.

Fuck him, we've got Soupy.

Both had better runs than Alan's achieved.

So both stories confirmed in one article, Bent is Cisse's replacement then?

In light of the above, he's a massive hypocrite (i) for coming to work in such an industry in the first place (wealth in the hands of the few, promotes gambling, sells booze, etc etc) and (ii) working for a cunt like Ashley (who is almost the devil incarnate in regard to the guidance above). Assuming he has in the past been happy to turn a blind eye to all of the above, this can only be viewed as a strategy for more money which makes him a treble, possibly quadruple, hypocrite. As there are no ethics in football anymore then I have no clue where this will go, but most likely the team, and fans, will ultimately suffer. Allahu Akbar, btw.

I'm going for hard boiled.

16 appearances in the PL last season and 3 goals.

Your girlfriend is a superb owl?

My girlfriend is a Mensamillionaire.

Exactly. Remarkable stuff tbh, total dissociation from the physical = perfect painkiller. Some previous experience in related areas will assist with this process not becoming terrifying.

No. Should I sniff your finger?

I am pursuing this possibility.

Only used it twice, purely for medicinal purposes.

I was T-boned 12 years ago by some complete moron from Penshaw, a genuine mouth breather. He drove through a STOP sign straight into my passenger side at 30 mph. Had there been anyone in the passenger seat they would have been killed. My car was written off, my lateral whiplash has been challenging and it is getting worse as I get older. I am always in some pain and discomfort, mostly I can function however I manage my lifestyle very carefully to avoid episodes as the merest thing can set it off. When I say manage my lifestyle I have given up most things which involve extending the neck, scuba diving being the most notable (I was an instructor). 18 months ago I swatted a fly with a teatowel and ended up on my back in bed for 3 days. A few weeks ago I slipped on my front step and put it out, and of course each time it's worse than previously. During these episodes the pain goes up to an 8 or 9 and I struggle to do anything, on or off medication. This is the shite side of self employment. I go back around the diagnosis loop every 2 or 3 years but this time I am going private as the NHS seems geared toward treating the symptom not the cause. My GP prescribes me with Tramadol, Valium and Codeine to manage the pain. The Tramadol doesn't touch the sides but I do find the valium helps. Codeine makes work and sleep impossible as well as playing havoc with your digestive system. Cannabis is good for the pain and I am going to ask my GP to refer to a pain clinic as they can prescribe Sativex (cannabinoid medicine). I alternate between ice and heat patches, I also use anti inflammatories although I am never sure if they work tbh. Hot baths can be useful, or generally getting into water (if able). You tend to get into a mindset of throwing whatever you can at it to make the pain go away for a while. Booze can help. The best painkiller by a country mile, for me anyway, is ketamine but that has some unfortunate side effects including losing the ability to properly manage your posture which is really critical at all times if you suffer back pain. When you are in tremendous pain, the laws of the land can go and fuck themselves. I just got the results of my MRI and so for completeness to my little moan here it is; At C5-6 there is a prominent left posterolateral disc bulge causing mild to moderate left C6 foraminal narrowing. This encroaches and impinges on the exiting left C6 nerve root. Some thecal flattening is noted here. Basically they don't tend to get better with age so I would pursue every course of action for treatment of the condition/cause when you are young - or rather - as soon as possible. Good luck Tooj, ROPH and Gloomy.

I'm thinking a joint bank account could be a good strategy to avoid marriage for another few years. I might propose it tonight.

Invest in stamps, this is a disastrous.