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How much have we spunked on Xisco?

Aye, how have we fared against Hughton since he was booted?

Spot on.

Only Newcastle United could go from top 6 contenders to relegation fodder in 5 months. It's staggering really. Common sense suggest the loss of our top scorer will not result in a upturn in form, rather it is more likely to be the nail in the coffin. Unless despite his goals he was a negative influence in the DR. Clutching....

40 points then, should be enough for 17th?

Worst case of unrequited love I've ever seen, I feel sorry for him. Freudian?

JawD in action.

I'm doing dryathlon, a month off the sauce. Unprecedented since I got on it tbh but I feel alright, wor lass is doing the same and has requested I make a large batch of special chocolate to get her through. Feels like cheating though.

Can I get your number?

Short and Sweat? Is that the Krankies?

..obviously not with only a week.

Would go like hot cakes down here, good work.

Put that in the transfer thread man!

That Championship season was a good laugh, can we win that every year and just opt out of the promotion bit?

He's not going to find another manager who will take it from both ends at once with a sickly smile on his face.

It's like rain on your wedding day.

It's like settling a debt with your hotel on Mayfair and landing on the fucker next throw.

I wonder if there's a collective subconscious bias against us thanks to the twin evils of Ashley and Wonga.

Thank fuck I swerved that. Really feel for anyone who's come down. What a shower this year. All efforts must now be on staying up, which I think is 50:50.

I would say this is piss poor but that's insulting to piss.

Can't foresee anything other than most of the reserves and a draw at best. Soz like.

Both stretch goals both acheived! A final update vid to celebrate.

Poor fuckers not even played yet and you're already slating him!

Very subtle!