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have yersel a smashing day fella

Is it the joke that's bad, or the pie?

here you go... Username: bms783 Password: hector http://www.thebestmanspeech.com a gold mine do some searches on stuff he is into...get plenty of funny made up stuff in there. good luck.

I'd say we were of comparative size, certainly don't think Spurs is bigger than Newcastle. You've had historical success, you've been in the top flight for a fair amount of time, you've a decent sized fan base and you're consistently spoken about as a big club. But so; have, have, have and are, we. We've a bigger local fan base, but I'd agree that's because we don't live in the shadow of a larger more successful club. We've got plenty of history and it's simply a matter of choice what you class as success. Every season we're in the media spotlight, either them loving us or hating us... which ever it is, one thing's for sure; We're too big to ignore. You're the media darlings every year, every year the "dark horse" and every year you flatter then fail. You're basing your "spurs is a bigger club than Newcastle " on... a recent pot? Does that mean Middlesbrough are a bigger club than us? I mean they've had European football recently, they've won a cup... We raised this thread because we knew it would put your nose out of joint and you'd leap to the defence of your team. So desperate to be viewed as a big club, just like Villa etc. if you'd not cared, you'd have lent credence to your claims that you don't care, you'd lend resolve to your assertion that you're a big club. If you know you're big, why do you need to defend it?

Well now you've read it as well.

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homophobe. shut up. no really, shut the fuck up.

homophobe. shut up.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :blush:

Have a very Guppy Perchday dude!

Like the majority of his patter Does this mean my choices of manc-fop(lite) and fishy are bad ones to instruct me in this thing you call "humour"? Yeah, you are not fucking funny at all, if that's what you're getting at. Irritating, you're a natural.

You've got no worries there mate, no cool to eradicate. In fact, your pot the reds and screw back ditty is like a spider to hold Jacko's wayward cue above the balls.

INXS didn't fucking play - was that your fault?!

My fatha did as well. Lucky bastard. Saw them at SJP tbh fucking mint, was 14 spent half the gig feeling the woman in fronts arse on the sly.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . Dr Dre

first decent laugh I've had off this site in weeks fella.

I wish I paid over £4 for the first time the other day. £4.10. About 40p a fucking gulp.

we're fucked.

thank christ for that, Enrique will hopefully help him settle. Let the good times spin!

If I wanted contact with any of those cock-knockers I would still have it. Why throw yourself into a room full of people you had nout to do with in the last 10 or 20 years? Posts above are accurate, its only for gloaters to give it the big I am following years of being bullied. The only benefit I can possibly imagine is to witness how the schools fittest lass is now a 3 tonne porker with 4 snotty-screamers and a nasty booze habit.

Agreed, who would've thought that two lovely things (chocolate and crisps) could turn out so repulsively hideous when combined. Hedgehog Crisps, they had to change their packaging to say they were actually sausage and tomato as people kicked off at the thought of eating 'hogs!

ffs

Title suggesting this is another turd related thread tbh.

used to eat weetabix with butter and marmite on. ice cream lemonades pilchards on toast milk slush puppies!