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That's a fair comment imo. Bolton play absolutely awful - albeit effective - boring football. 63787[/snapback] Sadly, that's an improvement over awful and ineffective boring football.

Had a female comic come to comedy night at uni and was willing to give her a chance. Howver she was crap. And people were board and just chatting amongst themselves to which she went all serious and said "Can you stop that please, seriously, it's really annoying". Surely if you're going to have a go at hecklers (or people talking) you could at least be funny about it.

Anyone for a pint of Best?

This thread needs resurrecting tbh A man was walking down the street in Northern Ireland. Suddenly a man in a balaclava carying an AK47 drags him into an alleywayand and demands: "Are you Catholic or Protestant?" The man has no idea what the "right" answer is, so he decides to try to be clever. "I'm neither," he replies, "I'm Jewish." To which his attacker says: "I must be the luckiest Arab in all of Belfast!"

1 game out of how many? If he can play like that every game, great. If he plays one game like that every 20 and is utterly awful for the rest of the time, get well shot of him. It's alright being able to raise your game when you're a geordie playing against the mackems, but he's got to be consistant.

Jurrasic Five are fuckin top quality, son. Maybe you'll understand when you're older

See, I find that funny in an "Fuckin hell, you can't say THAT" kind of way, when you're told it by someone you know isn't really a racist. It's more taking the piss out of people who think like that.

I'd say you should be able to post whatever you like in this thread, there's a clear warning for sensitive types and it keeps it out of other threads.

You only said Michael Jackson because he's the most far removed from being a wigger you can get.

Wasn't so keen on the Sexorcist, seemed over-the-top but without the cleverness of some of the other stuff. See if you can get Dead Body Disposal, 86 measures of game, robbery, Murder you Life and his billie jean cover, they're probably the best Necro tracks off the top of my head.

Mr Hyde off psyco logical? Have you heard much of Street Villians Vol 2 and the other stuff he did with Necro?

Dog Soldiers again. Rarely watch a film more than once, but the lass hadn't seen it. Still quite canny Some of the post production was done up here at a company next to where I used to work. The bit where he's hammering the door shut is the best, cracks me up every time

That music from Ramseys Kitchen Nightmare is pretty good if you like Phil Collins- I've got it somewhere, gimme a second and I'll upload it to rapidshare for you.

Heard a similar one of "Why does Stevie wonder smile all the time? Cos he doesn't know he's black.

Top bollock mate. Got the Owen wallpaper at home and at work now

"A symbol of good fortune" - bit late for that like.

I'd rather have him in the team than Jenas tbh, £6m difference in price tag aside.

We've never really replaced the position of peruvian trumpet player since he left.

What a fucking turn aroumd. I'm half expecting Souness and Shepherd to appear on the pitch and pull of rubber masks to reveal that they're actually John Hall and Keegan (cut camera to shepherd and souness bound and gagged in the lower reaches of SJP, Shepherd mumbling though his gag "That's another fine mess you've gotten me into"). Then Daglish and Gullit run on with a steel chairs and crock Hall and Keegan from behind, set them up for a doomsday device from the corner flag, when suddenly Local Hero blasts out the loud speaker and shearer runs down, *BOOM* STUNNER! *BOOM* STUNNER! runs to each corner of the ground clinks 2 bottles of broon together and downs them both. Can I enter that as my prediction for TTW?

This stuff is all crazy. It's like Souness and Shepherd have done what they call in wrestling a "Heel-Face turn".

Here you go. By the way www.bugmenot.com is good for bypassing registration on sites like this.

When Blame Knocks on the Wrong Door My favorite bit Those damn earthlings! You can only blame Bush for that one - elliminating terrorism, one syllable at a time.

Excellent! - we still need much more work done though.

Hold on... is the Medina on here actually the real Medina, or have I just been wooshed? I thought the Medina on here was just a joke account to take the piss?

It's "the aristocrats" joke, that's been an inside joke on the comedy circuit for years, as people like penn and teller would update a joke with no real punchline to try and make it as offensive as possible. i know eddy izzards got a version of it floating round on the net somewhere too. Didn't really get lots of coverage until they did the south park version of it.