BlueStar

At the moment I update and maintain my department's little corner of the intranet. One thing I'd really like is a small forum where people can share tips and bugs for the speech regonition software we use. Now, I've moderated on forums before, but I've never had to set one up from scratch. What would be the easiest way of creating one? If I used something like phdBB, would I need to buy a license to use it in this way? Is it easy to set up for someone like me who's pretty computer savvy, but has never done it before?

Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot

Very good! Eight out of ten answers were correct.

Which one's Rehhagel?

"Problems pasting a story from this decade, advice needed"

Probably the same kind of weirdos who dress their 5 year old kids up like 25 year old hookers and put them in pagents.

"Enhanced" photo service for your little darlings. http://www.beckycarter.com/color.html There must be a market for this, which means some people must think these photos look sweet and not like a list of potential applicants for Bride of Chucky

Sardines Olives Pork Scratchings Anchovies Beef Jerky

Man, you are so not down with the kids. It's like how it's cool to say "Bad" meaning good. Good means bad now.

(Deletes what I just typed) Good job I glanced at the "last posts" window before clicking submit

Don't believe I've had my fifth fry up of the week. I can feel grease seeping through me forehead.

In the same interview as he talked about the trumpet he said that playing for Aston Villa was like salsa music, while the football at newcastle was boring, akin to opera.

A mate of mine who moved to london fell asleep at the back of the top deck of a bus after a night on the piss. He only woke up when schoolkids started throwing stuff at him the next morning.

I seem to remember people saying stuff like that when I was at school. Jean, trainers and computer gams were all supposed to be really cheap in America (by our terms anyway). Although it might have just been urban legend, spurred by kids wanting their holiday to be cooler than everyone elses. Looking at sites linked to on the levis official site as authorised retailers, they look pretty dear to me. probably still cheaper than here, once you convert it to ££s. http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shopping/pr...iProductID=4287 But then on ebay US they're dirt cheap. If they're real.

Some suggestions for people who haven't thought of one yet: Platoon Batteries Not Included Predator

Electric 6. Green beans, pork chop and tatties (Grandad meal). Ginga lasses.

Aye Still gonna have a coronary though. Every day when I'm on earlies I tell yself I'm not going to have a fry up, 3 hours later when the canteen opens, it's another metter.

My 4th fry up of the week.

Who's could this one be? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036841/

I've surprised no-one's said Filthy Whore Spunk Fest Volume 3

Owt wi tits.

In my defence, I was up pretty early for work. Finished at 2 and met her in town for lunch, then went round the Laing for a bit of culcha. Just missed the metro for the coast at monument so we decided to get the airport one, and get of at South Gosforth for a tab. So I'm talking to her, and we both look out the window and back at each other. 'Old on. This doesn't look very familiar. Bugger. Stayed on too long and on our way to the Regent Center. So we get off, walk over the bridge feeling like a right pair of prannets, just in time to get on one going the other way By this point we were sure we've pretty much missed the next coast metro. But as we pull into South Gosforth, it's already sitting there. So we get off, run across the bridge and hop on. After a few minutes she starts pissing herself laughing, tears rolling down her face, and I can't work out why. I'm not sure if it's at the huge lass with a belly poking out from under her t-shirt, or the lad with his tracky bottoms tucked right into his socks. Until I look over her shoulder out the window, and notice we're going back to the fuckin' regent center. Again.

As soon as I saw the thread title, I knew it would be this again

If you don't beat them enough and they do turn out gay, you can always send them to a camp to "fix" them. http://scn.infopop.cc/eve/ubb.x/a/tpc/f/33...1/m/62610183963 http://www.asafeplace.org/ Although I don't quite get that, surely you should send them to a "not at all camp"