Wavey Davey

It is.

Erm... okay.

Nice. Cheers

Now a question: How do I connect my Wii to it? I fancy trashing some sucker at Mario Strikers!

I made the list.

1. Don't eat while on the mike - It sounds disgusting, we can hear your lips smacking/chewing/swallowing and it is awful. 2. Don't fucking eat while on the mike! 3. Don't smoke - Your exhaling hurts my ears. 4. Have some idea of what you're talking about - don't make a statement about something you don't know then have an opinion on it. You sound like an idiot. 5. Skype seems to suck- ditch it and find an alternative. 6. background music is fine - too loud and you're gonna annoy people. 7. Don't have too many people in - one of the group will not take it in turns to speak and it will become a horrible mess. 8. Inviting other podcast hosts on- Unless you actually know them personally I wouldn't advise it. Because every sentence becomes a plug for their boring show. 9. Unless you're keith and the Girl- DON'T do a couples cast. The female will eventually dominate and the the man will be reduced to a nodding dog. 10. Drinking is fine - Getting smashed and babbling about nowt isn't. 11. "Ugh!" is not a valid response to news about whatever that you find you don't like and makes you sound like Comic-Book guy from the simpsons. 12. Joss Whedon is NOT the best thing ever - the quicker you accept this, the quicker we can all move on. More later...

The best thing about is the complete change in a characters behaviour in such a short space of time. Me and the Mrs used to watch it a lot then stopped. Last time we'd seen it Jake was a nice bloke..turned it on a couple of weeks ago and he was sonme sort of crazed mo-fo serial killer. The character changes annoy me so much it's painful... The fact that it's never long before someone cheats on someone.... ...or serious issues are dealt with by the worst actors available... ... or that everyone looks so unbelievably smug... ....or that they always do that evil smile over the shoulder when hugging...

The missus sometimes watches this and I'm too lazy to move, so I have a whinge about how bad it is and how predictable the storylines are. even with my brand-new Sky+ I can't escape it.

Used to post on a now-defunct website called the-strawberry.com under the same name whilst at my first college (97-00). I then found this site around '02 at Newcastle college when I was looking for transfer gossip (around the time we signed Woody I think).

When I was aged 9-12 I lived in Germany for a while (Daddy Zebs was in the army, y'see) and would go to American base camps for a day out from time to time. Proper Yank food, good shops. These places had the lot! They even had arcades, which contained a new game at the time called 'Street Fighter II' (You might have heard of it.) I desposited my 25 Cents and my first opponent was Guile. I defeated him and raised a fist with a mighty cry of "Take that, you dumb american bastard!" An eerie silence caused me to turn around and come face to face with about seven or eight American children, of whom one piped up "That's racist, man!". My older brother, who was standing by me at the time, forcibly removed me from the scene of the crime and dumped me in front of my dad, who had witnessed the whole thing from afar and was waiting with some words of advice. Crikey, the shame!

According to bbc gossip Fat Sam's the favourite. Oh, that would be so much fun to see!

Much as I'm enjoying Euro 2008 (I got sucked in, I admit it) I find myself being unable to wait for it to be over so some serious transfer activity can take place. The chinese water-torture method of hearsay, rumours and outright lies is starting to get to me. Chelsea, however, seem to have gone back to their old ways of 'buy it if it breathes' policy so I might be off the mark in thinking all is too calm. I realise that a lot of the Chelsea speculation is maybe media-hype owing to Scolari's appointment, but this is a familiar chelsea approach. Anybody else feel like this?

I've tried to pass off that 'Your child healthy and happy' as a gift one time. Didn't work.

I`ve seen horses on stamps. Good for you!

Yeah. No trophies. We get it.

Nice

I know which top you refer to but this was very, very purple.

anybody hear Lawro's wankfest over Torres? "I could watch him play... Alll day!"

Either it's that shirt gone wrong in the wash, or a hong kong special.

I was in silverlink the other day and i saw some lad wearing a toon top of which I've not seen before (training top or other- wise). It was in this design: But more purple-ly (swap green bits for purple and dark-green bits for dark purple. Photoshoppers get crackin!) with a white polo-shirt like a collar. I thought nothing more of it until it was mentioned that the new kit may be purple.

...Couldn't give a fuck about Euro 2008. Adverts are pissing me off too. "Who would you support?" "No one. Fuck off!"

Same type of article, different name. Every time Over and over and over and over and over...

"Promised he wouldn't do that."