Craig

Is there some sort of tenuous joke here or are you serious?

Depends which Chelsea turn up... If they 'park the bus' in front of the goal I think they're asking for trouble.... There seems to be a general opinion amongst the media and other football fans that Chelsea have this one in the bag. If that attitude seeps into the squad even in the slightest, I think Liverpool will prosper. They always seem to do things the hard way. The other thing of course is that Torres WILL break his duck on scoring away from Anfield one day soon. First 15-20 mins next week will be cruical. An early goal from Liverpool and things will look very different indeed.

As a rule they add 30 seconds per substitution.. Both teams only played 2 so that only accounts for 2 minutes. The only other stoppage which I recall took anything like 2 minutes was Drogba's antics. It's about time they introduce retro-punishment for simulation in the same way they do for violent conduct etc...

Jo was in tears.....literally Reckons it's the worst night she's known since the Arsenal game in '89... Then went on to point out that Liverpool always seem to excel when they're on their back foot and that this is effectively only half time. She's got a point like - dare I mention Istanbul? As for the goal cruel blow for Riise but what the fuck was he thinking? He should have buried that into Row Z in the Kop by using his foot. And he's not the only one - the Liverpool players on the far touchline were fannying on with it when they should have hoofed it up the pitch. Drogba's a fucking disgrace mind - comment of the night from Clive Tyldseley, "he's got the lowest pain threshold of any man in the northern hemisphere............and the quickest and most remarkable recovery times too!"

I'm not talking about Sunderland in general... it's making reference to what's been said on the SMB. I doubt they're saying "Have you read what they said on Toontastic?" in every other post....

The amount of posts being made these days that are making reference to what's being said over at the SMB is getting ridiculous. I know we've just played them and all that but jesus wept it's bordering on obsession...

Stop asking then you sick boy....

Do you want them PMing?

Did you? I was in for bit and then left Why didn't you introduce yourself you berk? You wouldn't have remembered if he did....

I've had the bloods and the results have come back all clear Just gotta have the camera now - Luke, you were right, it's a sigmoidoscopy possibly taking a biopsy at the same time.

Fop man stop boring the shit out of people - you're killing the threads...

Tell you what... Anne must be fucking pissed off, oldest of the lot of them and gets overlooked for being a woman! Now who said we lived in a politically correct country?

Probably wearing his mother's coat the cockney cunt. You still steaming Bramley or is the alcohol wearing off yet?

Somebody let RICO sniff Pritt Stick again?

Spurs' run in is: Bolton (H) Reading (A) Liverpool (H) I reckon they'll be lucky to get more than 3 points from that...

Feels like a cup final atmosphere - wish I was there to get the full effect.. C'mon!!!

I find it concerning that its 10am and 2J has had three hours drinking time already

Agreed, but she's been contaminated by Ashley Cole. I bet she's still got a paying in book at the Walpole wank bank though...

Would work in theory but I guess it depends how configurable the wireless element of the Wii is. Agreed that there's no real cost advantage of doing it this way as well.

Of all the lasses to come from Glasgow, the one they have to mention first is Michelle McManus?

I never even realised we pronounced film differently until I went to univorsity (sic). All mancs talk dead camp though but I always knew that <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's not that you pronounce it differently-you actually manage to completely fail to pronounce it at all. Which for a one syllable word is spectacularly fucking thick tbh! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hayton tbh huh?? Heaton to you and I. I think anyway. ahhh penny drops...

You're certainly in the minority as far as Liverpool fans go.... My girlfriend's Dad suggests he shouldn't step to near Anfield any more for fear of being lynched.

I never even realised we pronounced film differently until I went to univorsity (sic). All mancs talk dead camp though but I always knew that <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's not that you pronounce it differently-you actually manage to completely fail to pronounce it at all. Which for a one syllable word is spectacularly fucking thick tbh! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hayton tbh huh??

His cheeks will be glowing red with rage right now. any need for the 'with rage' bit?

Tom Hicks makes Freddie Shepherd seem tame..... Ironic that the one football club that has always been run like a 'club' rather than a business is being torn apart by a greedy American twat who evidently thinks that sports teams are as big a moneyspinner over here as they are stateside. Really did his homework on this one, didn't he? Probably thinks that with LFC having greater honours than Man Utd, that they'd be able to make the same sort of cash the Glazers are at OT Love the way he's trying to blame it all on Rick Parry