Craig

Fucking rich isn't it?? The Yanks telling us our accent doesn't sound English

Another Shola if you ask me....

Pretty certain it was before. He went to Millwall after us.

Could see it until the end of the season. That's what's rumoured... They want to wait so they can 'get their man'. That suggests Hiddink to me But Hiddink won't be available until the 10/11 season. He's the Russian coach isn't he? What nationality is Abramovich again? They'll find a way.

Andy Townsend is just that bloke off the telly isn't he?

"Youre wrong tho brover becoz Im in the know you knaa wot I meen" Ask her if she's ever heard of Doug Rougvie or John Bumstead. I bet she hasn't.

Could see it until the end of the season. That's what's rumoured... They want to wait so they can 'get their man'. That suggests Hiddink to me

If Abramovich leaves Chelsea, they'll owe more money than Lehman Bros... welll..... almost

Do they still have the rotary Wanker engine ? You just can't help yourself can you?

El Tel for Chelsea.... Well the rumours down this way are rife with it!

I remember that game vividly there was about 35000 there cos that was the game that we had to win in our relegation season and I think it was a bank holiday. Hirst didn't get a hattrick, someone called Dean Barrick scored with his first touch in league football was right in front of me and me da in the Leazes. Hirst's didn't hit the stanchion, hit the angle of post and bar amazin goal though, but Mirandinha's pen did stick in the stanchion. I remember Lormor's overhead kick against West Ham as well, that mathematically relegated us that defeat. That Norwich game we won 4-1, was one of the best nights I'd had as a toon fan that, 1-0 down at half time, I remember Darren Jackson scoring, can't remember Peter playing like. God I remember all that... quite scary... Also remember us playing West Ham at home that first season. Was live on the telly and we stuffed them 4-0. Neil McDonald, a couple from Andy Thomas and Darren Jackson (on his debut) scored for us. Goddard was playing against the club he recently left and had his head split open by George Parris just before half time and was replaced by Jacko. Also think a certain Paul Ince came on as a sub for West Ham making his full debut.

Seems this adidas template is going across the board this summer.... I bet our away kit uses this...

Well thats the thing...our present strip is just a piece of generic addidas mechandise...it has no originality in it,no one in germany has been given the brief to design a new Newcastle United strip as our current one is just a monochrome version of the Milan strip from last season....it's an addidas strip, not a Newcastle United strip. I didn't buy it. I bought this one...again...this is what a Newcastle United strip looks like .... *cough* tbh

Still won't stop you to repost this "joke" in a couple of weeks though... Howay man Wolfgang... I reposted the same joke twice on one occassion - gimme a break will ya?

So can't be for real.....? Don't Americans speak 'English'?? Fuck me, you'd have thought it was the other way round!

Other 'new' adidas shirts... If that AC Milan one is any indication as to what ours is going to be like... then I'm going to be impressed

Audi A3 TDI. Nippy as fuck but what a fucking headache it gives you! Who thought it'd be a good idea to put a twin bore exhaust on a Diesel?

That's bad craic Mr Halliwell - but really glad that your folks escaped. So many people not been so lucky it would seem

Thanks to Ant, I've found the spurious web link and removed it. Parky (et al) can you please test and advise?

Thanks for that one Ant. I'm having to wrack my brains but I do seem to recall we had something similar in the early days on this board. What I had to do back then was download the entire code, run a grep to find the weblinks (i.e. evestream.net) and remove it. Upload the modded files and hey presto, all OK. I suspect this is tied in with the spam we've been getting and no doubt what has happened is that someone has clicked one of the links which has set the worm off. Cunts aren't they?

Reaction time 48hrs. Wrong

6 and a half years for me Which was your first visit Stevie? 1-0 home win against Liverpool, George "Mavis" Riley, header at the Gallowgate. you were about 12 months ahead of me. Mine was also at home against Liverpool (1st game of the season) but we lost 2-0. Rush scored both goals. First match we had Greenalls on the shirts IIRC. Aye Greenalls sign was green, a game which was featured the next day on The Big Match for 50 mins, it's amazing how much useless info I have in my head. Was it not on that late night football programme that Tyne Tees used to do back then (hostest by that cunt Tames) before they did 'The Back Page'?? I remember the big hype of the Greenalls sponsorship. They sent out a bunch of lasses in the new kit about 15 minutes who each had a netbag of penny floaters with 'Greenalls' written on them. Supposed to be kicking them into the our fans, most of the lasses headed towards the leazes end and booting most of them in there. Aye...... we'd allowed the Liverpool fans to have the WHOLE leazes end. Clever lot God we were shite that season - but I loved it.... despite how pathetic we were, I was immediately hooked.

hahaha what the fuck is that?! Anyway, Chelsea aren't changing the home shirt next season I don't think. The current one still has another season to go. I thought that too but it seems they are for some reason. They made a statement when they released their current one that it was for season only. And if you look on kitbag, their home one is displayed as 'Chelsea Home 08/09' whereas Liverpool's is 'Liverpool Home 08/10' and ours is 'Newcastle Home 07/09' so it looks like they are changing. I like the collar on the Bayern shirt - is that a zip up as well?

Jesus wept - has the level of humour gone downhill recently or am I just getting old?

Aye right.... he's been given an opportunity to do that, hasn't he?