Craig

A year and a half? Is there much call for winter fuel in July?

Sounds as bad as The Fish for procrastination.... Just get on with it!

Far more disgusting than leaving the toilet seat up!!!

It's probably coded that way to make sure people aren't just on here to play the games.... Hey I've made my post a day. Craig, please for the love of god change that bastard wink smilie! Fixed! And don't let me be catching you fucking about with the smileys again, do you hear me??

It's probably coded that way to make sure people aren't just on here to play the games....

It's not going to come of Brock lad and even if it did, there'd be a noticable mark left where it was and it'd be as though the number was still there...

I'd love to know what SMO's post said before he editted it...

Shares are going back up it seems

When you said 'Fantasy author Jordan', I thought you were referring to Katie Price... RIP

£30 for someone to do your laundry is more than a bit much - it's fucking scandalous! Not surprised in the least with you mind

Some tributes....

I'm surprised that someone in an elevated position such as yourself hasn't employed a house-maid by now... I did actually look at the possibility of paying someone to clean, dry and press my clothes, but financially it just wasn't viable. £30 a month is a bit much at the moment. Unfortunately I'm not a fan of the crumpled look outside of work and everything has to be pristine for the office. £30 is a bit much?? Fucking hell, no wonder you're overweight you lazy bastid!

Hosting issue - Pud is going to do a message about it i believe...

I found this little blighter crawling in my bathroom last nite - not often you have to use both hands to pick one up.....

Just looking at the table after this weekend's results. If we pick up a win, we'll be in 4th position, ahead of both Man Utd and Chelsea on goal difference and with a game in hand on both of them. Not a bad position to be in at the end of September IMO...

Regardless of the semantics being outlined in this thread, I think we're all failing to acknowledge Matt's talents with photoshop. If I didn't know any different, I'd say that image he's done was for real

now that looks class!!!!!

The Prodrive outfit are entering F1 next year which has been one of Dave Richards' dreams. It would have been cruel for him not to see that dream realised.

Had this been a fatal crash it would have been a sick, cruel twist of irony... Dave Richards was the boss of the Prodrive Subaru team that Colin McRae was driving for when he won the World Championship in 1995.

Clock's spot on for me too. There's a user setting in the profile that adjusts for DST. You probably don't have that checked.

Here we go again! There's been red on a toon shirt as long as I can remember. The numbers were red up until 1993 and we've used a crest that has a red flag on the top since 1988. It doesn't automatically make us more akin to Sunderland just because there's some red on the shirt. So long as the reddies are going in the bank, does it really matter?

I'm surprised that someone in an elevated position such as yourself hasn't employed a house-maid by now...

Given? EDIT: and Enrique The former is the one I was referring to... (we seriously need to change the wink smiley - this one is freaking me out )

Have tried to do a mock-up in photoshop but my skills with that are shite Anyone wanna have a crack and show what it'd look like?

IF it's true then I hope Sam gives him a hand packing his bags.... In my mind, there's only one player at the club currently head and shoulders above his rivals for position in terms of talent and Allardyce isn't even picking him! Gemmill's right, he's been over-praised far too early in his career and its beginning to sound like he thinks he's a lot better than he actually is!