Craig

New keyboard Greg?

The chebs might look alright, but the don't belong to the same girl as the face!

talk about deja vu.... now everyone's too scared to PM SMO their number in case he sends a picture of his cock!

Urgh. Had a bloke in the other night who's foot was hanging off - literally. There was just a flap of skin holding it on at the back, bones sticking out at all angles, and mushed toes. Sounds like that bike accident I saw in the summer Speaking of which.... http://www.break.com/index/bikeanklebreak.html (caution advised!)

Liver and kidneys will still be served however!

Knocked one out off the balcony more like. I forgot you and Pud were on that balcony for hours........ Rumbled tbh!

Aye.....righto!

if you've already had your wrists slapped, you'll be nuts to try it again. One of the first connections we look for on bandwidth monitoring is bit-torrents. IT dept will know you're doing it, they're just waiting for management to ask for details of anything dodgy going on. Put simply, if they're aware you've done it once, they WILL be requesting the stats from your IP/login again in the future...

Probably wants to point out who Hughie Gallagher was!

to be honest i've not used it since installing it - will give it a crack and let you know...

I want the original of that pic Craigy Baby. http://www.arlis.org.uk/conf/arlis2006/pho...idgethisone.jpg

well overkill on the P&P or not, I now have 4 times the memory I had previously and it's running like a dream. I'm almost glad the old chip blew up!

Nope it's laptop memory for a Latitude C610 That's fucking huge! (bet that's the first time you've heard that ) EDIT (the packaging for the memory by the way) There's a bit of a theme if you look at the outer box which is kind of my point!

Nope it's laptop memory for a Latitude C610

Dell take the piss - I ordered a RAM chip for a laptop the other day and the quote provided included a P&P charge of £7.50. As it was a business order I didn't give it much thought until today when the parcel turned up. See for yourself: 1. 2. 3. 4. How fucking gratuitous?? Anyone got any similar examples?

doesn't No.3 kinda negate the need for No.1 If I had the power to control peoples thoughts, I wouldn't ever pay for a damned thing. Depends what you wanted to control. I was meaning in the way of preventing crime, particularly evil sick bastards who do stuff to kids. If you could control their mind, they wouldn't be able to do it. As for the money, I prefer to pay my way!

howay man, we don't need graphic details! Thought you said Gemmill was right?

You must love Gordon Brown if you're driving that thing around

Jade Goody - looks like most people have beaten me to it though...

1. Every time I want money for something, I put my hand in my pocket and pull out the right amount each time. 2. Newcastle United to be the most successful football team on the planet. 3. The power to control people's thoughts.

where'd you find your backgrounds Craig? found that one by going to http://images.google.com/ entering 'Millennium Bridge' in the search field and changing the filter for large images only.

Hughie Gallagher who ended up becoming a manic depressive and killed himself by throwing himself in front of a train.. The fact that you didn't know who it was is shambolic Dave - HTT would be bouncing off the walls were he here!

One of these ought to suffice....

Getting close to the opening of the transfer window so time for these threads to start re-appearing...

Between £1000 and £1500...