Craig

Glad you can read that cos I can't!

the mean boys scared her off to be honest 169540[/snapback] That a Jack Vettriano print you've got as your avatar Fish??

That's class. When you follow the series, Robinho very quickly goes from aggressor to running-away-from-the-mad-bald-man. 169190[/snapback] Capello screaming "smack him!" ???

name 68 more then... 169019[/snapback] Gallas' contract must run out sooooooooon. 169022[/snapback] you mean next summer?

On a season long loan apparently - going to be announced at 4pm today if my source is correct.

Even if you include Shearer in the list, I'd still say Pedro!

I wouldn't pay that tbh... West Ham wanted rid of him when they were in the Championship but no one would buy him!

Wayne Rooney on his way here for a bag of pork scratchings and a session with 'Old Slapper' tbh!

Impressed you greatly then Matt?

Happy birthday.... (anyone think the miserable git might crack a smile today? Nah, me neither )

Happy birthday Karl!

Nice try. No evidence to back that claim up, whereas we all know you're the resident nerdy sooperfan 168679[/snapback] On second thoughts, it's probably the Chelsea goals you know backwards

Says the man who's probably catalogued every one of Scunthorpe's goals!

Says the man who's probably catalogued every one of Scunthorpe's goals!

If he was available on loan, then definitely. Id' be sceptical about a permanent transfer mind...

Do we super glue his ashes back together? 168426[/snapback] Trust Craig to know how his remains were disposed of. 168442[/snapback] Well he's buried at SJP man - I doubt there's a coffin under there!

Do we super glue his ashes back together?

As a matter of interest, do you think when Anal started going on about "them foreigners" during the same commentary I mentioned above, do you think he was obeying orders from the dark lord or living up to his level of education and intelligence? Bless his little racist heart. 168396[/snapback] Hopefully just the latter. While Shepherd seems to come out with the Geordie Nation patter too much, Oliver just seems like a xenophobic twat. 168397[/snapback] seems??

Binman

Didn't do too well then Sima? 168286[/snapback] Err...passed first time. Back in yer box tbh 168343[/snapback] Not at all - there's just no need for that kind of comment tbh

Carrick joined West Ham at 15. He's 25 now so we're looking at 10 years ago.... NUFC didn't have a reserve or youth team in 1996 and hadn't had for at least a couple of years.

I don't subscribe to any of Oliver's 'witch hunts' when I like the player or not.... And I never will! It's fucking ridiculous how he uses he position to try to oust players who perhaps haven't given him that exclusive or who he simply doesn't like....

Shola Ameobi is a plus? Jesus fucking wept!

Oliver is fucking driving the hatred towards him when, being a member of the lercal press, he should be trying to divert it!!! Why the fuck does he get personal with individual players? Although I was glad to see him gone, he did the same to Laurent Robert which I thought was totally unfair. And when Kieron Dyer refused to play on the wing against Boro, didn't he write something along the lines of "pack up your stuff in your posh car, drive over the Tyne Bridge and make sure you don't damage it on the way!"??? The bloke needs to stop intefering at this level tbh!

Didn't do too well then Sima?