Craig

From .COM:

I prefer: rocks tbh

I'd agree with that - I think we're looking at about January or February at best....

There was a guy sun bathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "what do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied,"A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know is I'm here." The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, to him "Nothing" I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire. Moral of the story....................Never lie to a female

Hardly a heart-warming proposition, is it??

Do you think?? 151493[/snapback] Surely it can't be??

The way he went down was very reminiscant of how Shearer collapsed when he did his cruciate ligaments when he was at Blackburn. He did them in December 1992. He didn't play again until late August 1993.......9 months later!

Sounds doomy. I'm expecting a 10-second pause followed by "....and DIE!" 151473[/snapback] I was going to put: " and good luck..........(to Freya)" but I thought that was a bit harsh

Congratulations....

In one of the camp sites at the British Grand Prix a few years back, the bogs were literally a huge pit with a long piece of plywood spanning across it with a few holes cut into it now and then. The smell was fucking rancid!

That Northern Rock poster with him on the baggage carousel is now annoying the fuck out of me!

Step forward LeazesMag

5-1 oughta do it!

I don't see the point either.... If we'd won something perhaps, then maybe there's a reason for it but what exactly are we celebrating?? 52,000 fans have a 'black and white day' every other week during football season anyway!

I honestly think we'll give Sweden a hiding from hell, 3 or 4 nil - they're not the same outfit they used to be.... Sadly, this will result in the press going overboard saying that we've beaten the Swedes for the first time in god knows how long and suddenly they'll have us capable of beating everyone and that we might as well take the trophy home now! (even more so than already!)

The third one had me cracking up.... http://www.speedyshare.com/893396243.html http://www.speedyshare.com/903943280.html http://www.speedyshare.com/845331510.html

so no ones been interfering with your back door then craig? 150819[/snapback] no

considering only two of us (and one of them is not an active member here) has access to it, I very much doubt it...

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...38entry149838 That's the one, he edited in again afterwards. 150520[/snapback] Cheers DotBum but just remembered something which had slipped my mind. A couple of weeks after we set up this place, I put in place a mod which, when a moderation had taken place, automatically sent a PM from the person who'd moderated to the person who'd created the post (I'm sure some of you will have received these over the last year). That being said, Ratboy should be fully aware of who modded his post and I invite him to take it up with them directly.... Unless of course, he's simply trying to shit-stir.....

Women are fucking weird - FACT! When you need to shit, you need to shit - who gives a fuck where the bog is? Fact of the matter is, you all (should) shower every day anyway so your arses should be clean anyway.... You'll do yourself an internal injury keeping a turd at bay just because it's not your own crapper. And what's so special about your own? Filled with Evian or something?

Nor me.... If someone can point out the direct URL of the post in question, I'll be able to find out what happened. But at this moment in time, it's the first I've heard of it. The only other two who could have modded it are MattM4 and alreetlike...

Anyone who thinks Liverpool are our "rivals" is kidding themselves tbh 150144[/snapback] I personally class all of the other 19 clubs in the Premiership as our rivals - Liverpool included

An intelligent post from you, as usual. It's not my fault I was the only person who said Bellamy was a great player when we signed him.... 150028[/snapback] A bold statement considering this place, nor it's earlier incarnations, had been created and therefore you couldn't possibly know what the rest of us thought at the time 150059[/snapback] Grassroots will tell you ....... 150216[/snapback] So you're trying to say that HTT knew what we all thought before this place existed then, eh?

An intelligent post from you, as usual. It's not my fault I was the only person who said Bellamy was a great player when we signed him.... 150028[/snapback] A bold statement considering this place, nor it's earlier incarnations, had been created and therefore you couldn't possibly know what the rest of us thought at the time

Sounds about right....