Craig

Get well soon Richard...

Wait til SMO sees this one....

Nice one Pud - CSS was my next port of call should have been your first tbh Nah bollocks - hard coding the thing if possible and then I don't need to worry about it for all the different skins we have

Make no mistake, that stupid bitch does my fucking head in! But then again there's no way in hell I'd invite her into my house to show me how to deal with my kids. The way she speaks to some of the kids is appalling - and then she wonders why some rebel and tell her to fuck off?

Nice one Pud - CSS was my next port of call

Ditto! I was often 'clipped' by my Dad, deservedly so most of the time although sometimes I felt it was a bit over the top but I thought from an early age that there has to be a better way of disciplining and teaching respect and so far, I've never come close to even wanting to raise my hand to them.

Patrokles: Sorry, the only time limit I can set is on the abilty to edit the post (e.g. if it is less than 3 minutes since you posted you'd be able to edit it whereas if it is more than 3, you wouldn't. Laz - it is the same font, but it's a smaller pitch. I've just had a go at editting the php file which renders the line to see if I could change the colour of the font for that line but I haven't cracked it yet - will keep on though...

He'll soon get them back anyway - J69 knows EVERYONE in C-L-S man....

Gotta love what those boys from .COM come out with sometimes.....

I actually think I have THAT video somewhere - it certainly rings a bell

I'd like to fly in your wonderful balloon tbh. Shouldn't bother - the FA are stood there with a big pin to burst it tbh! Surely they've got to do something this time?

Goven what happened to George Graham 10 years ago and the fact there was probably nowhere near the amount of evidence for that case than has been proved tonight, surely the FA have no option but to ban the following from football for at least 12 months (Graham's punishment): Sam Allardyce Harry Redknapp Kevin Bond Those three football agents should never be allowed anywhere near the game again and what's more, should be banged up IMO - that's supporter's money they're fucking about with. Finally, Chelsea and Liverpool are in deep shit for getting themselves involved with the tapping up with that kid from Boro (Chelsea surely are going to get three points deducted on account of what they were threatened with when they were charged with tapping up Ashley Cole). What's more worrying about that one is that I'm sure I heard Peter Harrison say that 'Newcastle' had been to his house to meet with that kid's parents without Boro's knowledge.... If that's true, we're in the shit too... (and rightly so!)

I was just about to ask the very same thing.... Please tell me you're not on about your hub cabs!

I've still got it on my machine at work...

Get a catwoman one instead

Pictures of SMO's cock sent to his phone is sure to get the desired effect, non?

If you've got his mobile number, be sure to sign him up on a few dodgy websites making sure his number is clearly visable. As for the mail thing then if you can get ahold of one of those packs of 'advertisment cards' and fill in his name an address on each one he'll have junk mail forever more. Additionally you could always PM SMO his mobile number and he could do his worst!

Cock-knocker....

Which rules? The having to post rule? The arcade uses up bandwidth - we don't want non-posters to have that right. We could make it easier and remove the fucking thing - at least it'd stop all the pointless arguments. (Apologies for the apathy, but I've had a really shite day and can do without having to explain the same point five times in one day, particularly when it's been in place for quite some time...)

Now you've made a post today, try again!

Sort what out exactly? It wasnt let me in at first but now it is my bad Keep it to a min of 10 posts Minimum of 10 posts? Jesus wept it says above there's a requirement for 1, that's ONE post per day.

Sort what out exactly?

This is fucking dire! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdNCLyirE

50 post-count requirement AND at least one post per day! Sorry, but this is nonsense. What's next? A post moderation? If you like..... It was in place before the upgrade so I see no reason for not continuing it. And one post per day is hardly back-breaking stuff - you put something in, you get something out....

50 post-count requirement AND at least one post per day!