Craig

The Carpenters. Fuck me did I get fed up of hearing that shit - got even worse when she starved herself to death - me Mam just bought more albums!

I totally agree that Paisley, Clough and Tony Barton for that matter (who always seems to be forgotten) should all be recognised as Busby and Fergie were. To be fair, Busby wasn't knighted until years afterwards and it was not in direct response to him winning the European Cup. Fergie was but I'm afraid knighthoods appear to have become 10 a penny ever since Blair got involved (how the fuck was Trevor Brooking deserving of one? ) I'm convinced that if a British man was managing Liverpool, he'd have been knighted. As Gol pointed out, no-one else was honoured in 1999 so to honour Gerrard and Carragher would surely be disrespectful to those Brits in '99 who got nothing?

that's just taken me back to an incident at my infants school. Some dirty bastard had thought it funny when he was having a dump to grab a load of it and smear it on the wall. When the headmaster got word, he got all the lads in the school, lined them up and got them to drop their kegs so he could inspect to find out who had a shitty arse.... Every single one of us was clean so from that he deduced it must have been one of the lasses, but thankfully he stopped his inspection routine... Twat!

There's some brave fuckers in this thread who reckon they have taken a shite at school.... Only once did I dare do that, turned to get the paper and was faced with that vile medicated greaseproof paper bog roll which would scratch glass. After that I avoided having a shit at school whenever possible and if I did have to go, I made damned sure I polluted the staff bogs which, surprise surprise, contained nice soft bog roll. Did get caught on one occasion by one of the teachers who promptly handed out a detention with 'defacating in the staff toilets' declared as the reason. My parents fucking pissed themselves when they read that and refused to agree to it!

Someone needs to point out to him that to qualify for an MBE, OBE, CBE or KBE, you first have to be British... Gerrard and Carragher aside, was there anyone else involved who was? The only person I remember getting recognition when Man Utd won it was SAF who got his knighthood but then they had won an unprecedented treble rather than 'lucked' their way to winning the CL! Dry those eyes Rick, dry those eyes man!

If you can find 50 virgins in Essex you are my new Messiah tbh. 78329[/snapback] There's a comment to follow that, but it's in extremely poor taste. 78331[/snapback]

Or 7 vestal virgins or whatever it is muslims believe in. 78324[/snapback] I read somewhere that Bin Laden had promised the 9/11 hijackers 50 virgins each after their death..... Could have saved themselves the agro and just gone down to Essex tbh.

When we used to go to school, a group of us used to cut across the local golf course. Anyway one time we were going across the 12th hole and some toffee-nosed wanker came bombing down the fairway in his golf buggy and told us in no uncertain terms exactly what he thought about us cutting across the course that his good money was paying for and that if we didn't 'bugger awf' he'd start driving golf balls in our direction. I was on my way off the course like a good lad until my mate said 'fuck it' and started heading off in the direction of the later holes. Behind the green on the 15th was a wooded area which you could easily blend into without being seen but still give you a good vantage point of the hole. My mate told us to wait in there and he then went across to the green, droped his kegs and coiled a slimey turd into the hole before returning to our vantage point. Cue 15 minutes later when said fat 'toffee-nosed' bastard was putting with his mates on the 15th, it was just fucking poetic that he sank his ball first and, without looking, stuck his hand in the hole to retreive his ball! Fuck, did we run.......

He wants our help in getting her into the sack. Just ask her if she fancies a fuck, man. Cut out the niceties and find out whether she wants it, or not. If not, move on to another likely candidate (remembering to tell her that it's her loss though). 78167[/snapback] Well if this is kosher then that's exactly what he should do - he response will be the same whether he fucks about doing it or not...

When I first read this thread I thought it was serious, then I read about how he was trying to 'woo' her and thought it was a piss-take. Considering there's no punch-line though, I then began to think well maybe he is serious... Either way, what's the point in the thread?

So that's what Craig Moore looks like

almost....only your Chelski socks left to do and it's sorted... 78061[/snapback] Ironing my socks? Fuck me, you're keen. When can you move in? 78069[/snapback] I hope she's not ironing your "special" sock. 78075[/snapback] No need for any of those aerosol cans of starch when that one's concerned....

well...so far my day has consisted of; watching Hollyoaks checking up on BB live eating some toast playing the grid game (??) playing tug of war with my mad dog so it couldn't be worse than any of that... 77961[/snapback] Jimbo's probably been doing the same!

you mean like 'intereseted' ??

I feel a lesson from the Smooth Operator/Wacky Jnr school of tact is in order.... If you want to know an answer, just ask the bloody question.

Tame by comparison of someone I know who's parents had the entire back collection of Showaddywaddy! 'Hey rock and roll!' (and no, it wasn't mine....)

'Sun is shining in the sky, There ain't a cloud in sight'

I think it's in the best interests of everyone concerned with the club that he's not playing actually. What we (the fans/players/management/etc.) should be concentrating on next weekend is beating Blackburn - NOT how a certain player who has sod all to do with this club any more is received. If things happen as they should, Souness won't be in charge next time Blackburn come here in the league so hopefully some of the 'stigma' which surrounds Bellamy will disperse.

To be fair Papa L, Oliver is now obsessed with getting Souness out ever since h pissed him off and will probably use everything he can to do so... As Ally and I have pointed out, he only has to read a few NUFC forums and he knows what the fans want and will write about it to add pressure...

Wondered if someone would pick it up. Tony Parks is the guy from Blackburn - Phil Parks used to play in goal for QPR & West Ham in the 70s and 80s...

Beatles "Day Tripper" / "She's a prick teaser!"

Anyone got any more...?

Or ours He definetly goes on N-O, so I imagine he'll have had a gander over here. 77590[/snapback] You might want to get your dictionary out before Gemmill has a spak-attack...

Nice to see him hanging on the idea that O'Neill will be coming, can't see it myself what with his missus still gravely ill - thought he didn't actually live in Glasgow though? As for the Hiddink/Hitzfeld references, I take it Mr Oliver frequents this place

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