Hatful Of Hollow

Blur - Beetlebum

Its the ONLY thing Kay has done thats any good IMO. I do like the episode where he is taking that bird upstairs and he is in the stair lift "Wait till I get you in that bedroom" That Peter Kay Thing was quality aswell I thought. Just randomly remembered Jeff Bitch , from the "Funny Farm". "Tits! Tits! I love Tits!.....Get your tits out ladies!"

Last player other than Henry to score 25 was RVN, and before that Sewpa Kev in 99/00. 05/06 27 T. Henry 21 R.v. Nistelrooy 18 D. Bent 16 F. Lampard 16 W. Rooney 04/05 25 T. Henry 21 A. Johnson 14 R. Pires 13 F. Lampard 13 J.F. Hasselbaink 03/04 30 Thierry Henry 22 Alan Shearer 20 Ruud van Nistelrooy 20 Louis Saha 17 Nicolas Anelka 02/03 25 Ruud van Nistelrooy 24 Thierry Henry 23 James Beattie 20 Mark Viduka 19 Michael Owen 01/02 24 Thierry Henry 23 Jimmy Hasselbaink 23 Ruud van Nistelrooy 23 Alan Shearer 18 Michael Owen

Death In Vegas - Dirge

"If you've met someone get them on the dancefloor, if you haven't, what are you still doing here you losers!"

Think he's on glue this lad like...

"Flower for the lady?" "Fuck off"

Not sure about tonight's episode so far like.

Madness - Razor Blade Alley

Proper kerayzee you like.

I read that the points deduction happens straight away, so a big fucking difference that makes.

Baxter Dury - Francesca's Party

A Citeh fan on N-O said pretty much the same as the article just after the news broke.

"Manchester City will sell Joey Barton in the summer after the midfielder put his French team-mate Ousmane Dabo in hospital yesterday with a brutal and prolonged attack at the training ground. Dabo needed treatment for facial cuts after being repeatedly punched in an incident which was witnessed by a group of children who were watching the practice session." http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2070318,00.html

Birds Eye view is excellent like, even though Newcastle isn't included yet.

I can't be arsed searching through copies, but one of my favourites from a couple of years back was about the New Year MBEs, and who should get them. "I see the Bee Gees are being awarded MBEs, I think they should have only given them to Barry and Maurice, not for any particulcar reason, just the look on Robin's face would have been a picture."

Been watching the first series of this again after Peep show and it's still as amazing as ever, was the psychic episode tonight, with one of the best lines ever - "I'm getting the word.....nonce", the appearance of Keith Lard is brilliant aswell. Shame it was the last decent thing Kay did though.

We may see Nancy tonight, according to the synopsis I read before.

It's a conspiracy.

Ewerk aswell.

Been looking at the specs, sounds shit-hot. What's the camera like?

On loan at Boca.

Joy Division - Something Must Break

Aye it's obviously different after a match, just usually at night (especially on a weekend) I hate travelling on the Metro. I remember when me and a couple of mates had been drinking in Whitley on a Friday night about a year ago, and decided to head up to Town on the Metro, had to wait 10 minutes for the Metro to come, was about 10-15 charvas hanging around the station, and a group of drunk tramps with their cans, was a lovely scene. So the Metro eventually comes and some of the tramps get on (they were about 50 aswell), and sit on the opposite side to us, where they constantly harass us for money, even though we told them every fucking time we had no spare change, was annoying as fuck when every minute one of them kept saying "get off at Chilly Road aye" and repeatedly asked us if we were at Chilly Road yet. As if the journey wasn't bad enough, we had to get off at Wallsend, by which point we couldn't be arsed with Town anymore, and decided to just go to a pub near ours, so went to a taxi rank. Had to wait for about 15 minutes for a taxi, which gave us plenty of time to view the masses of charv scum wandering about the place, was proper depressing, the centre of Wallsend really is a shit place of a night.

I got the Metro back from Whitley at about 8 last night and was fully expecting there to be charvas either at the station or on the train, surprisingly there wasn't. It's shite how I should have to be concerned if there's going to be a group of charvas when i'm trying to go home. About a year ago I waiting for a Metro at Hadrian Road on a Friday night, and there were charvas on both platforms, who were have some shite arguement when the dicks on the other platform started hoying the rocks from between the tracks. The charvas on my platform left, and then the other ones predictably started on me, giving it all that "ee thinks eee'z class 'im!" bollocks for no reason whatsoever, and then hoying the rocks at me, thankfully their aim was shite. I left the platform but saw a Metro was coming so just waited outside the station, then when I got on the train they put one of the windows out. Pure scum.