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Bloody hell sounds awful that like. My mate rides a bike and got hit by a lorry and thrown into the central reservation. He's alright fortuanately but broke both his wrists and now has metal supports or whatever the tech term is to keep them together. Got them for life you can feel the nails through his skin. Another fella I went to school with got hit by a car and shattered his knee-cap to basically nothing, he's in a wheelchair now.

Started watching the Manchurian Candidate this afternoon, about half an hour through and i've turned it off. Load of rubbish.

Went to this charity thing a couple of weeks ago, and there was a raffle and about half of the prizes were different items signed by Roy Chubby Brown! Used to live on my road about 10 years ago.

Watched Gladiator today for the first time, been meaning to watch it for years. Excellent film.

I'm crap at Fantasy Football but here goes: ------------------Cech--------------------- Eboue---Nelsen------Terry-----Carragher Lennon----Fabregas---Reid-----N'Zogbia ---------Shevchenko---Harewood------- Subs: Benjani (Portsmouth) Armstrong (Sheff Utd) Tonge (Sheff Utd) Annerson (GK, no idea who!)

I don't think i'm ever going to understand Poker. Its been explained to me so many times but it just goes in one ear and out the other!

Still never seen the first one, absolutely no intention of doing so either!

Aye the standard of English has always been fine when i've called. After all, it isn't their first language and we're expecting them to understand a rant about a telephone charger!

Right, my PC has been playing up for a while now and randomly turns itself on and off when it feels like it. The other day I had just dropped off to sleep to hear it turn itself on. Anyway, its now gone mental and when I boot up through the black screens at the start a blue screen now comes up that I can't get out of without resetting. It says: "A problem has been detected and Windows has shut down to protect your computer. UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME" Then a few more lines about running it in safe mode, but even when I try that it just ends up back on this blue screen. Any ideas? Cheers in advance.

Possibly like, depends on the old finances as i'd have to come up from Sheffield.

She dumped you shortly after they cured her brain problem, presumably? 162357[/snapback] Purely coincidental!

My ex used to get severe migraines, ended up having a brain problem that needed surgery

Did you know that adults sweat an average of about 1 litre per day, but you don't notice as it is instantly evaporated? Credit to Radio 2 for that one like, above my intelligence!

The story is, I had a German Exchange between my school and hers, in which us lot would go over there and get completely shit-faced each night down the irish pub, then their lot would come over here a few months later for 2 weeks where you needID for that sort of thing. Originally me mate Adam and I were paired up with 2 lads who seemed a bit...special. Mine enjoyed reading about classical history in his spare time. We'd originally asked for girls you see. So Adam was incredibly pissed off with our teacher, as she'd waited until the last day of term to give us the letters. Right before I leave school in a huff, Adam runs up to me and goes: "Tom! She's going to change our Germans, let's go." A brief walk later, I'm standing before the teacher who's holding two pieces of paper, but the blank side facing us so that we can't see what they look like (her way of trying to land one of us with a minger). I chose the one on the right, turned it over, saw Tainah a nd I got the hot one. Adam has a lass anyway so he didn't care too much. Anyways, Tainah's letter had her msn so I had a chance to get to know her a bit before we flew out. Then, the first night her and I were alone on the sofa as her parents had gone to bed, both silent waiting for one another to make the first move so I did. So aye, I've met her. 160778[/snapback] That would have done! I always thought this was a daft internet romance and she was infact a 50 year old German man called Hermann.

Have you actually met this German lass, Brock?

Rocky 1-4 are quality films, the 5th one is an embarrasment to my box set tbh.

Noticed how they've dropped the 'Celebrity' from the title this year, absolute ZZ list.

Have you tasted shit like? LOLOLOLOL!!!1111ONE1111!!!! 156007[/snapback] Yeh I put a bit on the George Foreman for my tea. I'd recommend it, takes about 10 minutes as you have to make sure the middle is cooked thoroughly.

Coffee tastes like shit tbh.

Those FIFA world rankings really are a joke, how can the US, fielding Championship players and with their best player a clobber from Fulham be one of the best teams in the world?

I remember queing outside a pub in town about 6.45am before the Brazil game, was so strange.

Jeremy Kyle and Noel Edmonds - daytime TV gods, fact.

Little Man Tate - What? What You Got Quality tune, they're gonna be massive soon IMO got loads of demos of theirs. Album out in August keep an eye out. Other than that, I just acquired the new Keane album, not bad on first listen.

I know someone called Faye King, poor lass.

It was class man! 125780[/snapback] No way! War of the Worlds was bad enough first time, there was no need to see a re-run! (piss-take or not) SM1 was quite funny, the rest have been awful. I really wanted to see Hostel but everyone was too scared the big fannies.