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Wicky woo!

I do not tbh Well Daum did good work here in germany with the U-21 squad I reckon. I do not know what he could do in Newcastle but every trainer is better than Glenn at this time... I do not like Daum but he was a great footballer and can also be a successful coach. Eh? Have you been taking drugs, too? What U21 side? And Daum a "great footballer"? He never made it into the first team squad of a professional club. Ohh, that Daum!

The Office is one of my favourite programmes, absolutely brilliant. This US version is just crap though, you can't have characters pretending to be Brent, Gareth, Tim etc, it just doesn't work. Brent is Gervais and thats it, its like someone else playing Del Boy. Really surprised Gervais and Merchant put their name to it.

He must be about as fit as Gemmill.

Htt ABSOLUTELY bums Hughie Gallagher.

Sadly, I think you're actually being serious.

Should have the names and numbers white with the black outline all the time tbh, least you can read it.

I imagine you shovel in the water as well you mong! Aye The water you've just got to estimate in proportion to how much cement mix you've put in. I'm an expert in this like, did it all summer.

A part is whatever you want, I tend to use one shovel as one part. Depends how much cement you want though!

I quite like the Libertines, but he's a tosser. I had an argument with someone last year who was seriously trying to tell me that Pete Doherty is a 'genius', wouldn't back down like.

He's never fought his way through Byker tbh.

Aye Terry got sent off for a second yellow, which was for the push in the box. If he was sent off for racism then it would have been a red card straight, surely?

Racial.

Happy Face is a film snob? Heard a sly rumour that the Pope is Catholic today aswell.

Film snob tbh, just take it as a laugh, no need to look into it so much!

And Downing being a Geordie.

Saw it last night, absolutely hilarious!

Griffin was awful man. Absolutely love that goal against Juve though, the atmosphere just after he scored was amazing.

That Roman Empire reference is one of the funniest things i've read in ages, what a fucking mong.

'Unreal'? Seems like they've got it spot on to me mate.

Not a fan? Don't know much about Scunthorpe but the few people i've spoken to who are Wednesday fans seem pretty happy to have him. To think the other option was Bryan Robson though i'd be happy with anyone!

Aye that worries me. Would be so Shepherd-esque, the club is crying out for strikers and defenders, so we'll sign Beckham and bring the circus to town. Sky Sports News would love it, David Craig could get his coat on again.

Fuck off with your reading week tbh. Basically a week off for the lecturers, the pisstaking bastards. Not to mention you lazy students. I know! I'm only in about 7 hours a week, and my lecturers/tutors do about the same number of hours (contact wise). The week off is canny as I have two 4000 essays to do, but i've got Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays off anyway so it doesn't make much difference. Blatently done for the lecturers benefit rather than ours though.

I've got a Reading Week this week, i've actually got a shit load of work to do but I can't get out of the mindset that its actually Skive Week.