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Saw it last night, absolutely hilarious!

Not a fan? Don't know much about Scunthorpe but the few people i've spoken to who are Wednesday fans seem pretty happy to have him. To think the other option was Bryan Robson though i'd be happy with anyone!

Fuck off with your reading week tbh. Basically a week off for the lecturers, the pisstaking bastards. Not to mention you lazy students. I know! I'm only in about 7 hours a week, and my lecturers/tutors do about the same number of hours (contact wise). The week off is canny as I have two 4000 essays to do, but i've got Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays off anyway so it doesn't make much difference. Blatently done for the lecturers benefit rather than ours though.

I've got a Reading Week this week, i've actually got a shit load of work to do but I can't get out of the mindset that its actually Skive Week.

Remember Anfield away? We played Faye and Zog in central midfield, they barely got a kick!

What has Zog ever done in the middle to warrant a starting place there? Fair enough to give him a chance, but he doesn't deserve to be there ahead of others.

I used to love it when I was a kid, but now its just annoying. Sounds like i'm in Baghdad!

I use McAfee, its excellent.

I like Radio 2 until Steve Wright comes on, he's about as funny as a funeral. Radcliffe was good when he filled in for Wright in the summer, never listened to his night show though.

Well the film was shite, and so was the company.

Going to see 'The Last Kiss' with the new missus tonight, looks absolute shite!

We had one lot round tonight, about five 10 year olds so we'll let them off. A few of us were round for the football, and my mate Ross bought himself a tube of Pringles to eat during the game. The doorbell rings and Dave quickly jumps up, takes the Pringles, gives the entire (full!) tube to the kids and tells them to go quickly!

Ah bollocks, seems in my mind 40 + 30 + 20 + 10 = 1000

Plus 1000 = 3070 Plus 20 = 3090 Plus 1000 = 4090 Plus 10 = 5000! If you do it in 'sweeps', then its 4000 + 100

Oi I do a History degree, not a Maths one. Honestly keep getting 5000 unless I use a calculator, this is silly.

Right, seriously, what the fuck?

5000 for me like, hang about...

I went to see Saw 3 on Friday, thought it was good, as were the first two. The writer of that has a fucked up mind though to even think of the plot etc.

Heard about this the other day, no more than that though. Interesting stuff.

Revolver was one of the worst 2 hours of my life, Ritchie owes me.

Say again?

Eh? Is it a communal one, you animal? Oi just noticed this! We have 1 electric thing and 4 different heads that go on and off the top - 1 each. How is that minging you cretin?

Albert's face on that picture is hilarious! Not seen that in years.

At home we have an electric one, but at Uni I have a manual one. Always find that my teeth feel far cleaner after a manual brush though.

That one in the hooped top got absolutely brayed in.