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Aye read that, cheeky twat!

Never seen it. Mighty Boosh and Peep Show are both brilliant though.

The thing is No Doubt released a lot of good songs, but all of her solo stuff is absolute toss.

Talk about a way to expand an already massive ego.

Good lord thats awful.

Just seen the video, fucking loon! http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/chronic...-name_page.html

Presume this is the original story you heard on the radio Cath? http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/chronic...-name_page.html What is it with some people?

They only close when you're asleep. (Apart from when they've been vandalised / burnt down). Only in Redcar like.

Bells Stores, conveniently yours.

Imagine Carr and Ramage!

Can I be the first to say, photoshopped tbh.

Very good.

Do you think it's possible a joke may have gone over your head? More than likely!

Read somewhere today that Microsoft had bought out Mozilla. Can't remember where, sure it wasn't a dream!

Bad craic, sorry to hear that. Anyone see that thing on the news about that murder on the train? Young student was on the train, glanced over at some nutter to be told 'what the fuck you looking at?' Not long after the nutter decided to stab the young lad to death, all over a little glance. Got life in prison obviously and apparantly showed no remorse, fucking tit.

You Only Live Twice is my favourite. The new ones, ie Brosnan onwards are absolute dogshit. The focus has gone from Bond as a spy etc to how many gadgets they can show, how many flips a car can do and how big an explosion they can create. I borrowed Die Another Day off my friend about a year ago, its so shit she refuses to take it back!

I'll watch Battle Royale 2 like. The first one is quality, and even though i've heard this one is crap i'll give it a go.

The Office is one of my favourite programmes, absolutely brilliant. This US version is just crap though, you can't have characters pretending to be Brent, Gareth, Tim etc, it just doesn't work. Brent is Gervais and thats it, its like someone else playing Del Boy. Really surprised Gervais and Merchant put their name to it.

I imagine you shovel in the water as well you mong! Aye The water you've just got to estimate in proportion to how much cement mix you've put in. I'm an expert in this like, did it all summer.

A part is whatever you want, I tend to use one shovel as one part. Depends how much cement you want though!

I quite like the Libertines, but he's a tosser. I had an argument with someone last year who was seriously trying to tell me that Pete Doherty is a 'genius', wouldn't back down like.

Racial.

Happy Face is a film snob? Heard a sly rumour that the Pope is Catholic today aswell.

Film snob tbh, just take it as a laugh, no need to look into it so much!