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Exactly. Do people think we have an endless pit of money after Souness fucked the club up completely. We are desperately short of strikers and need to bring in a cheaper short term signing who whilst not at their peak is proven in the premiership.

Theres always going to be people tempted to gamble on Ronaldo because should he get fit and sort himself out you will have someone who has been one of the worlds best strikers for a massively reduced fee. Of course should he now go on to have a good world cup he won't be that cheap any longer!

Good old English refs, never fail to impress do they!

Need to see a replay of it but either another person has felt the completely understandable (and always funny) need to twat Cahill in the face, or Cahill is once again acting like a cheating little prick and playacting. Since no card was issued, i hope he did get twatted!

Well, I would have laughed. 152129[/snapback] Me too, even if it was on my own! Mind you if the story is true and i was friends with the bloke in question i'd have long advised him against marrying somebody who does that to their partner!

I'm not one of these 'Owen-bashers' who thinks he's a mercenary who is simply at our club for the money, but I'm suprised he made no mention of the fans when he said that... 151954[/snapback] I saw a longer version of that where he ended by mentioning the toon fans, but typically that bit gets missed off making it look as though he didn't give a toss! I'd been wondering with regards to medals if you had to appear in the final or just in a game at the world cup to qualify for a medal (should we win it!)

The fact its pissing O'Leary off no end means its good news and thats before we see what Millner may do next season!

If its jokes and funny stuff you want then i'd say go to the mackem message board as they had a couple of threads on there where people came up with a load of stuff for people doing speeches.

In the chronicle Anal Oliver suggested picking up Hasslebank if he's leaving the smogs, and in our situation on a free i think its a good idea, because we are completely lacking in strikers now and we have to pick somebody up free/cheap as well as buying a more expensive striker. Agreeing with Anal Oliver, whatever next!

Roeder must be wondering exactly how long he has to be NUFC manager before he gets to use Michael Owen (apart from about 30 mins against Brum). Its just typical NUFC luck, two freak injuries the likes of which could only happen to a player we'd spent shitloads on! Its different to saying he's injury prone, i don't have his record to hand but i'd bet in recent years he has a pretty decent record of games played (or games available to play when at Madrid) and isn't close to being as bad as some people would suggest. But theres nothing you can do about random inuries like this.

If there was one thing we had in our favour it was a solid, reliable defence and today they fell to pieces and we don't know what Ferdinand's injury is yet! I think our chances could well hinge on Gerrard, the bloke is on fire this season and if used correctly maybe he can drag England along like he does with Liverpool and Rooney can get enough fitness/sharpness to cause some damage.

I'm a bloody giant compared to him! Anyway the best player ever, Maradonna is a midget who's even shorter than me!

If we/he had any luck you would hope it would be what Pearce said that something popped out and straight back in with no major problem, but we all know fine well it'll be a bastard cruciate or medial ligament. I've had my knee come out its socket and snap straight back in and apart from it being stiff and a bit of effort climbing stairs for a few days after it was totally fine, but with footballers they never seem to get things like that.

Unbelievable, in terms of injuries England like NUFC are cursed, so playing for both of them means he was alwasy doomed! That looks like a potentially serious injury for first England and secondly (and most importantly) NUFC. Cole has been one of our best players so far and deserved that goal, Hargreaves has done well, helped by actually starting a match and in his correect position instead of being brought on to change a game! As people have said we may see a switch to 5 in midfield to unleash Gerrard and Lampard because with no Owen, when it coems to the crunch more than one player will need to come up with the goals to cover Owen's absence. I'm just waiting for the first mention of the link between 66 and now. Greaves/Owen the predatory goal scorer misses out and is replaced and the team goes on to win the world cup without them, will it happen again?

They should have killed it off years ago as since the charts are filled with shite its been a programme filled with shite! Whilst keeping with the load of balls that is TOTP, they got rid of TOTP2 which was getting good ratings for its time slot and was a bit of fun seeing a mix of crap old songs, some genuinely good ones and a few you had forgotten or had missed first time round.

Us being NUFC and them being Boro should swing it for us! If we ever compete for a player with the smogs providing the clubs both match the fee and wages, nothing short of the player beign a smog fan is going to stop us winnign the race. Just the same as if we go against manu it would only be a gerodie like Shearer who would likely choose us over them!

And to be fair, Wadsworth's a better socialist. 151242[/snapback] Its about time Blair showed he's a true mag and just drained a shitload of taxpayers money from any number of shite ideas the government will be pissing it away on and stuffed it into the toons bank account to spend on players!

2-0 to England, Owen amongst the goals.

Unusually i was watching BB so actually saw this. It takes an incredible level of moronic childishness to whinge about it being too cold whilst wearing hardly any clothes. Even the thickest of people would think to put more clothes on leaving the temperature fine for others who were too hot!

It was the kind of laugh that just makes everyone hearing it laugh as well, particularly as you new it was a bloke laughing like that!

BBC team having a good laugh after the match, they just watched slo mo replay of Gallas furiously hoofing the ball away and were in hysterics! And Hansen talking about the fantastic Korean fans, saying "they were singing and dancing and they were watching rubbish!!!"

When you think what people will be surviving on back in Togo its disgusting. They should think themselves lucky they have a privaleged life playing football.

Nice build up play for the goal and then a bit of cmoedy as it eventually found its way in! Korean fans are having a great time as well!

surely people who want a debate, don't edit people's posts though ? 150326[/snapback] THEY AREN'T EDITING YOUR POSTS YOU CRAZY OLD MAN. 150328[/snapback] Of course he has you daft shite. I'm 51. The same as Glenn Roeder. And look as young as he does. OK. Now, Rob is old 150334[/snapback] Resorting to insults, it's true what the say about old people having worse manners. They're not editing your posts, they're deliberately misquoting you for comedic effect. There's a difference. 150337[/snapback] It does kind of reduce the effect when the original post remains in tact and about one space above the "editted" post and is clearly meant as a joke. Now if Moderators edit an original post and you can't see that its happened that is wrong. 150339[/snapback] Whats this all about then ? http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=6536 150347[/snapback] Thats what i said. If they edit an original post which you can't tell has been editted thats wrong. What people on here have done is quote a post and change it for a joke which is made clear by the fact the original post remains in tact as it was written for all to see.

surely people who want a debate, don't edit people's posts though ? 150326[/snapback] THEY AREN'T EDITING YOUR POSTS YOU CRAZY OLD MAN. 150328[/snapback] Of course he has you daft shite. I'm 51. The same as Glenn Roeder. And look as young as he does. OK. Now, Rob is old 150334[/snapback] Resorting to insults, it's true what the say about old people having worse manners. They're not editing your posts, they're deliberately misquoting you for comedic effect. There's a difference. 150337[/snapback] It does kind of reduce the effect when the original post remains in tact and about one space above the "editted" post and is clearly meant as a joke. Now if Moderators edit an original post and you can't see that its happened that is wrong.