Optimistic Nut

To me, a slap in the face is like a spit. It's demeaning and low.

I think it has something to do with tactics as well as the ball, and it works the other way to your point. Players from these negative sides are more inclined to have a dig from long-range as well because they're not good enough to get beyond quality sides.

Been linked with Juve as well.

It was like Robert all over again.

Given - 8 Solano - 8 Huntington - 7 Taylor - 7 Ramage - 7 Milner - 6 Pattison - 6 Butt - 8 Dyer - 7 Sibierski - 6 Martins - 8

Spot on. The amount of times we have had a lot more chances than the away side, (remember Newcastle 1-4 Fulham?) and people have slagged us off, we should indulge in this. Classic away performance for me.

Obviously he's been employed by Moyes to give his fellow American a few goalkeeping tips.

measured at 106.9 mph supposedly, boosh yafukka Source? Think the fastest ever in the Premiership was Richie Humphreys for Sheff Wed at about 97mph.

Definitely in the top 6 hunt. One of Pompey and/or Bolton will go on a run of 5-6 winless games sooner or later, it's just upto us to make sure we're in with a chance of capitalising on that.

How about we try and get him on a 3-month loan deal a la Larsson at Man U.

Agustin Delgado & Ulises de la Cruz have appeared in 2 World Cups. Why would they have to prove themselves to cynical wankers like me.

Probably old but first time I'd seen it. http://eul0000715.eu.verio.net/boreme/funn...heathrow-p1.php

He had the chance to go to Inter, still have a huge payday, prove he's still a top player for another year or two, and be guaranteed a major trophy within months of arriving. Figo did the exact same thing. Madrid to Inter, 2 years in Serie A proving he still had it then off to Asia for a payday. He had ambition and confidence in his ability. All Beckham's talk about fighting for his England place and wanting to keep playing at a high level was just bullshit. All he is concerned about is fame and glamour and with hindsight that has been the case since he left Man U - people must begin to see that now. Yes he is gonna make shitloads of money but no amount of money can buy your place in football history and on the pitch he doesnt come near Europes all-time top 20.

http://stadium.dallascowboys.com/ Wembley, eat your heart out.

Amelie was in French but is one of the best films of the last 10 years.

Was weird. I'd already pulled my pants down because I needed a shit, then mid-plop, I was going to be sick and instincts (and drunkeness) made me stand up to be sick in the toilet...same drunkeness made me pick it up with my hand. Had to give my dad £50 for some new tiles too because they were stained.

Haha, I did something very similar in my house on New Years Eve night a few years ago, very drunk...only without the toilet roll and being sick at the same time as shitting on the floor.

Ahhh, do you mean with the slits in their eyes they look like post boxes? If so, very good.

I still don't.

Tay-tay-tay-tay.

Imagine them next week at full-back up against Clichy, Eboue, Hleb, etc. running at them.

It's rubbish. You might as well just use Google.

Bernt Haas back on Wearside I see.

Must have taken an age to make as well considering that was from January 2005!

Ar shit man. Forgot all about this.