spongebob toonpants

Fucking Manchest UFC. Typical

Very disappointing, especially as he seems a model pro. Hope there is not too much drinking going on, though doesn't seem to be affecting his fitness

One of my favourite things about yesterday is Miggy is now adding assists to his game. His through balls to Willock in the first minute and for Big Joe's goal were beautiful. He can't possibly keep up his scoring rate but adding this to his game means his fret just keeps increasing. Howe has unleashed the beast

I was wondering about the xG being so low, but thinking back if we had converted any of those first half chances would have been absolute screamers

Absolutely fucking relentless. Missed all those chances, but just kept going and going and going. Superb

Surely to Christ one of these must go in soon Commentator needs to shut the fuck up about penalties

Decent tune

Literal Nazis being elected in well known red-neck area New York

Twead carefuwwy my fwiend

Don't think they tend to pay managers all in one go. Keep paying monthly then negotiate if they get another job. I seem to remember us paying 4 managers at once at one point

To give a bit of credit to our management recruitment team who offered the job to Emery, he does seem to be doing a decent job at Villa. Nee Eddie Howe like obv

Well this is definitely one occasion when I hope you are right and my silliness is just that

The only worrying aspect about this for me, and I realise this is a factor of many years of having hope ground out of me, but having played the "top teams" away means we have a load of harder home games coming up and the winnable games will be away from St James's'ses. That does ignore the fact we are now the Kings of football mind

Last seasons top 2

Xg for Arse 1.13 for us 1.08. The way they are going on on Sky you'd think we'd escaped by the skin of our teeth

Alan Rankine

It's been a while since I've had this feeling of excitement/trepidation/nervousness before a big game Actually it's been a long time since we've had anything approaching an important game like this

Regarding Chelsea fans I've long stated the maxim that I've never met a Chelsea fan who wasn't a cunt, and I'm yet to be proved wrong

Oh well that's dry January fucked Cheers everybody!

4th if it means Liverpool finish 5th, otherwise either would suit me