spongebob toonpants

I know, makes no sense. Its possible I had a couple on board

I met Jack Charlton once after an away game I think at Luton. Due to knowing "fingers" I used to tickets for the players lounge. Anyway Jack strolled in and started chatting to me and my mate. He was genuinely decent. The really bizarre thing was though he wasn't tall at all. Afterwards we looked at each other and both said How come he was such a shortarse?. Its baffled me ever since

I hate them because of that fucking trudge through the allotments to the away end which I'm guessing no longer exists

I wish it was us who had the grown up politicians

Yikes! at that team. No way am I going anywhere near this

In the grand scheme of things, even tough we think NUFC is the most important part if this, it isn't. The TV rights are hugely a more important issue to sort out than our ownership, and hugely complicated, financially and politically. We are on the market for 300m, its chickenfeed compared to the TV rights

Trump playbook all the way. Lie repeatedly, never admit to any mistakes, get your lickspittles to explain you didn't say what you said, claim everything in the country is the best in the world, avoid any scrutiny, fail to get held to account by a compliant press. Carbon copy, even down to the 40% of mouthbreathers, facists and just plain cunts who are happy to be lied to and keep syphoning ever increasing amounts of money to the top. I can't see any way out at the moment. Prepare for the inevitable property grab by the owner class as the virus decimates peoples livelihoods in certain sectors. They are winning sadly

Summer Ray (@SummerRay) Tweeted: Losing my absolute mind at this documentary hosted by Pierce Brosnan about the legend of Robin Hood. It is one of the strongest accidental Partridges you will ever witness https://t.co/F1LLhjL1US https://twitter.com/SummerRay/status/1279872154222374914?s=20

Warrior Nun on Netflix. By Christ I like some shite

Her bloke is a Chelsea supporting City Trader. You can imagine what I thought of him

I used to know her. Still puts me in a jealous fury whenever I see her on TV, she knew by far the least about football in our group of friends. Astonishes me she's made such a success of it

So Noellie flounces and we immediately notch 4, coincidence? I think not.

You are welcome to the title

Ah bollocks, I guess that makes me oldest again. Fuck

Just finished the third season of Dark. My brain hurts

I got bought a subscription for the Athletic and really enjoy it. Well worth nowt.

Really shaking the self entitled prick stereotype there

We did used to call him fingers

I used to vaguely know Wes Saunders. Was in a pub in Boldon Colliery after a game one Saturday and I said to him pretty quiet game today Wes. He pulled his shirt up and he looked like hed been beaten with a club. Same with his legs. It was brutal

Why do I listen to these cunts every day. This fucker today. Jesus Christ. My mother would do a better job than this and she's been dead four years

More importantly

Poetry

Thanks for extinguishing my one brief fleeting moment of happiness

Ashley stewing waiting for money as his empire of tat gets destroyed by Covid brings a ray of sunshine to my Monday morning

A victory for humanity at last