Ketsbaia

South Korea has been done before. We should head North. Who does that twat who cried at the World Cup play for? If you no anything about North Korea you will know one of them leaving that country to tell the truth about Kim Jong Ill is almost out of the question. They can't even watch foreign tv in case they find out the rest of the world is not living in an indoctrinated dictatorship. I can't see any of them being allowed to leave surely! He plays in Japan already. EDIT: No, he's actually playing for Bochum in Germany. 10 goals in 22 games too.

South Korea has been done before. We should head North. Who does that twat who cried at the World Cup play for?

I'd buck him, but then I've always had a thing about orientals.

The winner gets to put Smudger down?

Aye, we didn't pay a penny until he set foot on the pitch apparently. 7 days pay he got out of us

Makes sense. Some stupid twats in this country would avoid voting for him for that very reason.

I assumed the first bit was talking about renewals and the second about total season ticket sales.

Evertonian isn't he?

Isn't NUFCfans similar to NUFCblog?

Isn't that because they're never on sale this early? It's great to here loads of people are renewing though. The 10 year deal is a very good offer and I suppose the club need to be given credit for that. They're absolute cunts I must stress that, but the £100 season ticket for bairns would not have happened in the past. Aye, it's a good idea. It's the type of thing the Mackems have been doing for a few years now, albeit unsuccessfully.

Isn't that because they're never on sale this early? It's great to here loads of people are renewing though. The 10 year deal is a very good offer and I suppose the club need to be given credit for that.

Patronising prick. What makes you so much better than us? Nothing. We've scored more and conceded less and took 4 points off you, utterly thrashing you 5-1. I don't think you'll ''push on'' either and it's arrogance of the highest proportion to suggest you will. You're shite, you've spent a fortune and half your players are crocked, shite or on loan. One win against Wigan and you're all full of shite again, about finishing above us and pushing for Europe, One things for sure Bruce has never achieved anything as a manager and every year his sides have the same slide - he only has a plan A and can rarely do anything about it when the slide begins. We are a better team than you this year and providing we invest in the summer we'll be a better team than you next year. Nar, we're better than you and have been for a few years now. The table will show this at the end of the season. So you took 4 points off us? We haven't lost to Arsenal this season, we must be of equal quality to them eh? I honestly couldn't name half your team mate, Danny Simpson, Leon Best and Shola Ameobi are not Premier League players, the rest are decidedly average. You're fucking shite, ran by Cockneys from top to bottom, and if you trust Ashley's word about investment then you're just as stupid as we think you all are. Amazing. There's so much to pick apart in there So much better than us, yet incapable of beating a team made up of "decidedly average" players. Worse still Shola "not a Premier League player" Ameobi has managed to net two against you this season, that's the same number of goals your entire team scored against us in two games. You've managed to take two points off the mighty Arsenal this season, yet we've taken four. The fact of the matter is you couldn't fit a Rizla between the two sides and at the moment I'm quite happy with that. Considering we've had a season outside the Premier League and had to rebuild, to rejoin the top flight more or less level pegging with you lot is quite satisifying if not hilarious given the blinding arrogance emanating from Wearside over the past 18 months, more of which you've displayed in here. You should know not to come out with shite like "the table will show this at the end of the season" given Brewcie's track record of fucking up a sure thing. Remember when Europe was nailed on? The only chance you've got of getting there now is if Jordan Henderson joins Blue.

We don't know what to expect but in fairness neither do you... We'll have a bit to play around with, and one thing you cant knock Bruce for is his dealings in the transfer market, the first SAFC manager I've properly trusted to sign a good player without spending ridiculous money. Really? He's bought some shite, namely those South American imports he's got such a good reputation for finding. Bruce is talking about yet another overhaul of the squad, which would be his third in as many summers. Almost every player in your squad is either Bruce bought or has been given a new contract by him. He's used the loan system quite well but replacing them and/or making the deals permanent surely wont leave much wriggle room for new players?

He's nee Jose. jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only way he's going to fucking score

Do we watch the same matches that Martin Samuel, Andy Dunn and co. do? Fuck me, I agree with Leazes

I cant name games but come on he has been in the PL for years now and does have the ability. Its his arsing about that needs to be addressed. Theres no way he is going to be happy as a backup for much longer alex. I would love us to go get a hangelaand, cahill or a shawcross but that wont happen. Sell the fucker then.

This tbh. Taylor isn't good enough. He probably never will be. After bringing in two or three strikers or focus should be on bringing in a quality centre back to partner Coloccini.

Oh fuck off

"In Birmigam! Too many snow!!!"

It's the most boring breakdown in the world too. Typical Owen

Maybe he's impressed with the way the club has treated him during his injury lay off? Maybe it's because we're his first club outside of France where he was a rather divisive figure?

Steven Taylor's dad installed my parents' burglar alarm system in the mid-90s. Not doubting your story one bit but fucking everyone seems to know/have met Alf Taylor

While I doubt the validity of the story since it's came from the SMB it would be typical SAFC to call a press conference when all the local journalists are at our training ground for Pardoo's pre-match presser