Ketsbaia

I'd be really wound up by this if I was 12.

Cheers.

Over the past 24 hours the board has went mental and rather than show replies below the original message it is now just giving me a list which I have to click to view. How do I change it back? Danke.

And Rhys goes all Fukushima on us. Love owt like this me

last 3 transfer windows Do you seriously think I have time to read every word of your post?

Didn't Wise try to sell Krul to Feyenoord before being talked down by the board? I'm sure Timmy has said that he was resigned to moving before Llambias rang him and told him we were pulling the plug on the deal. Very near the end of Keegan's reign IIRC.

Great signing and a massive two fingers to Xisco, taking the poor fucker's squad number

Pardew has said there's a delay because of his knee problem. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13792378.stm

Lua Lua has said he wants to go back to Brighton, so I imagine it'll be him.

Is this the bloke who owes the Sir Bobby Robson foundation £100 for a being a bullshitter via a twitter bet? He's wrong 90% of the time and he's only ever right because he's covered all the grounds although I can see why that may appeal to some... Its the one whose tweets you've been posting as well. Its just plain and simple that there are ITK's out there, (as with the one on here who gave us the Nolan West ham story two weeks ago). however that doesn't mean they are high up the food chain. Hundreds of people work at St James and the training ground, be they caterers, groundsmen etc and Im sure like any company lots of whispers filter down. Some will be spot on others amiss. Again with local media there will be whispers seeping out around the office. Just takes some spotty kid with an Iphone. This kid definitely tweets several things before any other news sources so he's getting some info from somewhere. I dont think he particularly covers all the bases either. The people he tweets about usually are the ones the likes of the journal etc are writing about the next day. cwarr07 knows bot all. He basically takes your average rumour and runs with it in the hope that the press report similar so he can bask in the glory. Just look at the Gervinho saga, he was giving Mark Douglas all sorts of shite for not reporting it as fact that he'd signed and now he's on his way to Arsenal. At Christmas he did similar with David Bentley. Just look at his time line, it's almost all complete shite that has no basis in fact. You could make an educated guess and have a better hit rate than that stupid twat. You could well be right and by the sounds of it you have been following his exploits for at least six months compared to my 10 days or so. However the bottom line is he seems to come up with stuff before I see the journos say it or the message boards. He may just be extremely lucky. Take this Liverpool tweet today. Claims that the clubs have virtually agreed a fee today. Nobody else has commented on that today. If in the next 24 hours it emerges a fee has been agreed an we have given Enrique permission to meet Liverpool then I would say its ITK. I agree he was a bit gung ho on the Gervinho thing which is I way I said he may be quite low down the real food chain. But tittle tattle does get out........ The TRUTH is out there X How? Rumours about Enrique going to Liverpool have been rife for months man and it's not the first time our beloved Colin has said "free agreed for Enrique" or "Enrique due to sign new deal". He's a charlatan and his ilk are one of the major reasons the NUFC tag is virtually unreadable at the moment. There are a few genuine ITKs out there. For example Golfmag over on N-O has been spot on regarding the Hughton/Pardew situation and the news about Nolan's contract talks going down the pan came out via a Mackem on Skunkers who bumped into the man himself while on holiday. Not they type of people who whore themselves about on Twitter.

Is this the bloke who owes the Sir Bobby Robson foundation £100 for a being a bullshitter via a twitter bet? He's wrong 90% of the time and he's only ever right because he's covered all the grounds although I can see why that may appeal to some... Its the one whose tweets you've been posting as well. Its just plain and simple that there are ITK's out there, (as with the one on here who gave us the Nolan West ham story two weeks ago). however that doesn't mean they are high up the food chain. Hundreds of people work at St James and the training ground, be they caterers, groundsmen etc and Im sure like any company lots of whispers filter down. Some will be spot on others amiss. Again with local media there will be whispers seeping out around the office. Just takes some spotty kid with an Iphone. This kid definitely tweets several things before any other news sources so he's getting some info from somewhere. I dont think he particularly covers all the bases either. The people he tweets about usually are the ones the likes of the journal etc are writing about the next day. cwarr07 knows bot all. He basically takes your average rumour and runs with it in the hope that the press report similar so he can bask in the glory. Just look at the Gervinho saga, he was giving Mark Douglas all sorts of shite for not reporting it as fact that he'd signed and now he's on his way to Arsenal. At Christmas he did similar with David Bentley. Just look at his time line, it's almost all complete shite that has no basis in fact. You could make an educated guess and have a better hit rate than that stupid twat.

I fucking wish we had £70,000 to spend on wages

All I know is that he signed for Ajax for an obscene amount of cash and then promptly turned to shit.

Cuntmas Tree.

Fuck me, I forgot I'd written that

Senna - 9/10 Fantastic documentary, not just about the driver but about the man too. Covers his 10 year career in F1 in just enough depth to feel comprehensive but not so much that it's dull to those with no interest in the sport (it kept my lass quiet and she's more militant in her dislike than Rob W. She now hates Alain Prost but has little idea who he is ). They've managed to get their hands on some fantastic footage, especially the briefings between the drivers and Balestre. It's also very emotional in parts, especially towards the end although that goes without saying. I'll be buying the extended version on DVD when it comes out.

I agree compeletly, although it's hard not to when the French press keep pushing our name into the frame. Both Gamiero and Gervinho situations remind me of HBA last summer.

HBA doesn't have Twitter.

He's on international duty atm. If he can sign then surely its only a flight to sign on the dotted line, take a few pics and then fly back to his international camp? I'm not sure they'd appreciate that like. Cant see why though? Surely the players have free time and its only a short flight. Or maybe im being naive. Why take him out of his international camp, fly him over and fly him back when the window doesn't officially open until July and we've no matches we need him to be available for? Just calm the fuck down

I'd be worried if it was the other way around - the club were saying deal done and the player was saying otherwise.

@sajchowdhury His logic seems to be that we haven't dotted the Is and crossed the Ts yet though, which we know isn't going to happen until he comes back from international duty. N'Zogbia's just tweeted: "He's (Cabaye) with me, he's looking forward to play for NUFC, I told him that he will be really surprised of the great atmosphere."

Haven't Pardew and Bruce already said they're not looking at Ba because of his knee? I'm certain Pardew has flat out denied it or it's at least been reported he has.

Zamblera is still here?

That's an understatement. He's turned me already.

Everyone is moving to the strawberry corner, if we stick together this can still be a blessing in disguise, if your going to move I'd advise there. Just like Level 7 if we have the numbers we have the power, everyone get themselves to the strawberry corner. I've sat there for Cup games. It's all sorted now anyway. Level 4 Behind the goal Row R Seat 46 that'll dee. Just literally 10 feet under the away fans. The kid on the phone said it's all gonna be seats for the Newcastle United Foundation? Fuck knows what that means. They're the seats for spackers and poor lads basically.