The Fish

The fuck did I do now?

Who would I rather? I'd be happy with either to be honest, Savic is a monster, but Tonali is an incredibly good footballer too. Genuinely didn't think we'd have a chance of him (or Barella) but here we are.

Phwoar

If I think too much about Barella and Bruno in the middle, I might just

There seems to be a lot of big stones standing about in fields, but dunno which are shitty tourist traps and which are the legitimate Asterix and Obelix ones. Spent the morning in Auray enjoying as many free samples as their market would give out. Lovely place. Despite finding shade, despite factor 30-ing everywhere is have stayed true to form and found myself entirely incinerated once more.

Near Carnac in Brittany. Quite nice, all told.

Ewerk literally answered it 4 posts ago lads... are you two all right?

Wasn't this an episode on CSI Miami? You should take the Marlin and have it rigged to call out in Ghanaian every time she walks past. Like a Gold Coast Billy Bass.

Can he do the fandango?

You thought about maybe not drinking when you're feeling under the weather?

Couldn't be arsed to type "scratch of weeds in front of their static caravan".

*HMHM-ness intensifies*

Jesus man that's awful. I forget what you do, maybe someone on hear knows of an opportunity? I'm sure they'd be happy to help. Except Wykikitoon, he'd help of course, but the man is uncomfortable with happiness.

Dudu runs runs runs, Dudu runs runs.

? whats that then?

Odds that they have a sofa/old fridge on their lawns.

Who were the first two Newcastle players to pick up winners medals after the Saudi takeover?

I think you're a penis.

Remember feeling a pain in my gut on the bus home from school. Got worse as I walked home, was bent double by the time I got to my neighbours who was in his garden, he helped me inside the house. Mam very quickly diagnosed a burst appendix and called the Ambulance. Got loaded into the back and just as we went over a speed bump I ripped the biggest fart I've managed to this day. Mortifying. Still had to go to the hospital "just to be sure". Convinced that it was just so the paramedics could point me out to the nurses and have a good fucking laugh.

Jesus Christ is that a Tapir?

That's my take as well.

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