The Fish

Craig... please... just this once... He won't even realise til tomorrow

something satisfyingabout it. like watching the high school bully getting absolutely SCOPE-d by the new kid

Holy "Ultimate-Detective-Putting-To-Shame"ness Batman

oh don't get me wrong I like the football that is traditionally played by Spurs. it's just their fanbase that makes me want to reach for the crossbow

Let's face it, that's not the first or the last Anal assault by a Newcastle player. I agree with you about Oliver, fucking racist scumbag. 167990[/snapback] At the very best Anal is a xenophobic, inward looking and predjudiced little man, and thats at best. However some of his views are shared by a certain section of toon fans that all things foreign are bad and all things geordie are good, the truht as always is never that simple. 168052[/snapback] it's not...? Holy Invading Hordes Batman yes, this was a useful post

end of the day I have to get a job and I might have to just get a Bar Job. prefer a hand job though fnar fnar

Everton and Spurs fans are amongst the most deluded to be honest I mean I know Geordies have won nowt etc etc but holy raised expectations Batman, we know we're still not on a level playing field with the likes of Arsenal, Chelsea and Man U a lot of these poor whelps truly believe they're one signing away from the title. cnuts of a Russel Brand standing tbh

Classic brush off, application straight in the bin tbh. 168040[/snapback] right fucking ray of sunshine ain'tcha to be honest I have to get a job this year I simply cannot afford to do another year on the funding from the SLC, it's out of my hands.

not yet mate, I'll give em a shot it's not like I'm not used to hearing "You haven't the experience that we're looking for, but we'll certainly contact you if another opportunity comes about" I honestly get peeved with the number of spelling mistakes I find in Job adverts.

Experience finding chavs suitably gainful employment to be truthful. I lost count the number of times I suggested the armed services, basically cos I knew nee fucker would employ the braindead husk in front of me. and Gemmil, it's gotta be in Leeds to be honest.

Analyse that 168025[/snapback] fixated tbh

and secondly ... you were beaten up by a french bloke?, No... worse than that you were beaten up by an imaginary french bloke.. that jorman bird is lucky to have such a beefcake tbh glad you had a good time mate 168013[/snapback] (they were grey and really staring ones!) 168028[/snapback] dreamy /swoon why didn't you tell him to fucking do one, instead of getting yer mam on the bully? have to admit it's a pain in the arse when you make an assumption or have an assumption made of you and you have a language barrier preventing you sorting it out quickly.

aye, that, brook street etc. they keep trying to get me jobs as a janitor and the like.. I can get better pay by myself to be fucking truthful

even I'm not that fegging lazy try Monster

taking a year out so I can get some cash and pay for the following year, mostly sales or recruitment consultancy because I've some experience in that field.

bye CF

It doesn't even rhyme! You might have more success if you convert it to numbers and dazzle me with freestyle numerical wizardry. Booya! 168004[/snapback] thank fuck you're not Chuck Norris, if you were, Gemmil would be up the duff by now. you need to be careful with those "Booyas" tbh. And Gemmil, if I get to the interview stage, I get the job. Simple as. Trouble is alot of these types are looking for experienced folk and I don't have the relevant experience, just hoping to blag it to be honest.

Two things, firstly you were doing what now? and secondly ... you were beaten up by a french bloke?, No... worse than that you were beaten up by an imaginary french bloke.. that jorman bird is lucky to have such a beefcake tbh glad you had a good time mate

then call me Little Dave then noncebucket

photoshoped tbh

ahhhhh but...... I don't snort Newcastle do I? also, there is some cathartis to be taken from the pain and disappointment that is NUFC, wheras Ket is just... miserable by all accounts.

two or three they have also found it's called Special K, Cyber Smack, Kit Ket, fools gold among others. looks like you have a shit time so why people do it is beyond me.

dunno why, but I read the "by alex Dunn" and immediately had in my head a kid reading it on stage in front of his school "Shay hails Given Arrival, by Alex Dunn" proud parents watching on

ewerk tbh

everyone I know who does Ket, snorts it...