The Fish

no excuses! 100 lines "I will never post an unoriginal thought!"

but sometimes wank is good. for example, you come in from a hard day, you're too tired/drained to do anything, you look at your dvd collection and the good films seem to much effort so you look for a film with little or no plot, maybe some chop-socky and hopefully a laugh or two. I think Blade trinity, rush hour, shanghai noon, among others.. fall into this category

only if the winner gets a cream cake. I don't put a nappy on unless I get a cream cake!

yeah had to rely on Goggle, the other-other font of all smoothie knowledge

it's the expression on that guys face that kills me (it did take me thirty minutes to realise there was a bloke in the picture too, mind. )

have to say wimbledon totally passed me by again, finding it harder and harder to get interested in it. the ability and competition remains at a high standard, but I just don't care any more.

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I need some Smoothy recipes for my sister. simple and tastey would be good. cheers in advance.

hang on if Werder Bremen receive a bid higher than £6m? then why offer £7m? why not offer £6,000,000.50? seriously, why offer an extra million? why not half that? we could buy another player for £500k

reading between the lines there doesn't seem to be an awful lot of love heading Alberts way from yon Glenn does there

one of the bits looks like somwhere in Leeds..

so thin I have to carry around weights so I don't get blown away by the breeze. Fact-kins diet!

I dunno, coming over here taking our place in a 1 hour queue for a shit ride. Why I oughta

oh my... I should have a breathaliser test thingy before I'm allowed to use the computer or the mobile phone

Is I.... why ??? 157828[/snapback] I really don't remember coming online last night/this morning

I might come for a drink but only if scott et al are nice to me

I could do with one of them thinger-mer-jigs

is it still on?

we "est" out ddrinking alco-frolic stuff

Radgina... yoooo a ho!

Gnarls Barkley- Who Cares

was gonna say, there cannot be over 50 regular posting shaped people registered... I think alex takes up their slack, but generally the majority of registered poster-types don't seem to do owt but ..."Be registered"

it's not a "muslim Only" day, it's a "muslim Orientated" day... can't see the problem really. don't think it's neccesary, theme parks do not require you to gamble, drink alcohol or listen to music before entrance. But if it's something they feel the desperate need to ingratiate into their culture then I don't have a fucking objection.

I've left the lass in the sack to come and play on this board for a minute so I can safely say that stale beer and sweaty bodies do NOWT to dissuade the suitably "woo-ed" female

is that the one with Val Kilmer and Robert Downey Jnr? I loved it, well written, well acted characters in believable and engaging stories. it was entertaining fare and obeyed only a few of the Hollywood regimes top rate under the radar film