The Fish

is in a pissant mood and is taking it out on khay its a fucking big bully

Jealousy is very unattractive in a bald man

leaves me with no choice but to pull the official screts card on him... oooh that reminds me of Mornington Crescent..

I thought all ye nurses were 40 a day types? anyhoo I'm off to bed so I got the last word nyah nyah

should know I saw that at the fringe last year

made me proud by not remarking on the phrase "Chav love hoops...." tell me you're not picturing something upsetting right now! oh and is it just me or is the word Dicharge really upsetting whenever it follows a word... Vaginal Discharge Faecal Discharge.. even Tomato Discharge, you can't help but think of that slimey gooey crap in the middle of Tomatos

I like you you're the one I like

if there are no windows.... surely the cigarette smoke would just circle the room....

me thinks the lady doth protest too much

it's like those polystyrene boards, ... floatation devices... hands up who, as a kid, forced them under water and tried to stand on them... only to later get the board propelled into your chin at great speed, driven only by it's own bouyancy...

you mean you get to open the curtains?

I'm not satisfied, but I suppose it'll have to do. on the bright side I'm sure the yellow reminded you of sunshine and you transferred that joy-de-vivre to the patients so I think three cheers for you Hip Hip...

left me with little to work with is loved by the board like chavs love hoops...

jesus, Jimbo without masturbation is like Tony Hawkes without skateboarding... Tiger Woods without Golf...Professor Stephen Hawkins without Prank calls....Ann Widdecombe without BDSM

No one wins the war- Reuben

should know I'm impressed with his stamina SG? no not a homosexual, not Bisexual, not Heterosexual, not even Trisexual this boy is Solosexual, he's a Pioneer, out there doing it by himself! on his own Terms, no rules.. breaking boundaries...

am I the only one who feels somehow cheated? what was the reason for the yellow screen? come on woman I need closure!

just be glad that you only forgot how to swim I once forgot how to sit down... that was intense.

just don't talk to Gemmil about Truth... he's a little twisted about it you see...

... is there a pervy smiley around?

The Hollow- A Perfect Circle

I never got a Happy birthday... happy birthday bstds

isn't aware that I'm aware wehat he's up to....

themags... you weren't actually regressing in age through some bizarre mix up where the Pool Attendant poured "Age reduction formula" into the pool instead of the stuff that makes it go purple if you pee...

I'd be up for it but we'd need a bunch of tosspots to lead the land.. who fromt his board would fill positions of power? I recommend LeazesMag as Foregin Minister. Isegrim should be Revenues and Custom....