The Fish

I just finally got through to the customer services dept for Tiffany's in London after faffing about with 118 and getting put through to a feggin advertising company... try again and get through to the Jewellers and the dippy cockney on the phone obviously barely understands my gutter speak, she manages to draw from my gutteral utterances that I want customer services, it goes straight through to an answer phone "Leave a message and we'll endeavour to returnt he call before close of business" .. BLAST so now I'm waiting on a phonecall...

I am not sure Gol, but thank you for asking

who... me?

won't ever keep me down... I will never go quietly into the night ye gads I feel positively Shakespearean

I don't want to have this fight in front of the kids, but if I'm trying to encourage them to get off their arse and find it themselves and then you give it to them on a plate.. it kinda undermines me. I thought this was supposed to be a partnership? 10327[/snapback] Still got that kinda mid-Atlantic thing going on there? 10333[/snapback] don't hate on me y'all I aint got no beef wit yo

Anyway.... 10280[/snapback] I feel vindicated

was it a hummer like Dyers? to be fair.. he could probably fit comfortably in a tonka truck... the guy is tiny.

I don't want to have this fight in front of the kids, but if I'm trying to encourage them to get off their arse and find it themselves and then you give it to them on a plate.. it kinda undermines me. I thought this was supposed to be a partnership?

man, you're on the net... you couldn't just swing by Sky Sports? BBC? lazy bstd

I actually had to Google to make sure he was Polish I feel so ashamed

it's been massivley hyped though.. and everytime that happens I find the whole thing a massive let down. I can't think of a tv show that has actually met expectations after such a public and vocal build up

chicken

it might just be me, but it seems that this years contestants have been disliked more than previous series? it's almost like you're choosing the best of a bad bunch... the lesser of twelve evils..

didn't we get 7 out of the top 14 european restaurants in a recent Poll? and by recent Poll I don't mean EMMANUEL OLISADEBE

says the web-forum obsessed nurse...

btr lt thn nvr

hpybdy

I hate you all and as such am moving to Leeds to get away from you. I don't think I'm going to be there for any piss ups this year... no cath... hold back the tears.. it'll be ok.. you've still got that shrine of me in your secret hidey hole... wow that sounds wrong...

mate of mine has internet access at work, but the admin have somehow blockerised all useful sites, like nufc.com, google, lesbianspankathon.com any of you techy types got a clue as to how he would be able to get past this? and you know, not get found out? I swear I could remember some website, that once you open it it kind of masks the websites you visit... but this could have been just to hide it from your history... I dunno but anyway HELP, we have a guy stranded and like Marines... no-one gets left behind

should come to the conclusion that I don't make with the knuckle love.. why would I waste it, when I could donate it and receive £15?

once tumbled through the ether on visiting Bed Bath and Beyond

... that's not funny... that's just mean... youre the mean one.... I think people mocked your haircut in schooland so you mock me with reference to someone with a bad nose to disassociate yourself from the whole hair-issue and you smell... of ... ostriche

ahhhh so if we're runnign a train on her ass? oh dear god no, I'm far too cultured for all that pulava

is an old bean and should recline in the old high-back, enjoy the whitterings of the major while waiting for Badger and Tipper return from the old White CLiffs after a spot of bother with the Hun. Bosh is up to his old tircks again.. If I were to able to chose my death I reckon it'd be impaling a messerschmidt ace into the WhiteCliffs with my Spitfire after realising I'm going to die anyway and my wingman has the WWII equivalent of the Red Baron on his tail... Screaming out "Tallyho, This one's for you Buadger" before leaving Jerry as nowt but a greasy smear upon Britains Green and pleasant land.

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