The Fish

To be fair, after the Southampton game we've improved our xG significantly; 9.3 (7th) Can't find date limited stats for the others. xGA is still 20th (13.27) G 5th (12) GA 18th (14)

Because he's a good guy, not like that Raheem Sterling monster.

Elizabeth Warren?

I'd mind Tom.

Max Aarons on the other side doesn't look up to much either.

He couldn't afford the house Phil Foden bought his mother.

No, something to do with Mark Campbell. Some kind of Real Estate bmillionaire who is flip flopping between buying Sunderland or Falkirk.

You're TEARING ME APART

Walloping The Frenchman Winching The Flag Wensleydaling The Focaccia Wishboning The Frangipane

It's all right they've got a new owner lined up who's worth... oh $1-5m. Or less than they spent on Will Grigg.

The fuck happened up in here guys?

Hello

Shut up man, it'll be a huge paradigm shift to have an old white man in charge of things.

It's the 2020 in me that's looking at those figures and immediately thinking that it'd be typical for democratic voters to stay at home because of the expected blow out and Trump to sneak a win because of die hard Republicans (rednecks) turning up regardless.

Avian anal beads, or 'Cloaca Clackers'

Isn't the broadcast deal up for tender soon?

Watford have just never bothered me one way or the other. They're as inoffensive as a margherita pizza.

That's not true. He's managed 6 seasons where he's played >20 games and in only half of those has he scored more than 10 goals. Fine to sign him as a back up, but when you consider the money he'd cost, and the question marks over his injury record, and the goal return, we're better off spending elsewhere.

Really? Why?

I don't think too mache of Dougle.

The worrying thing for me is that, for you, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Whatever else happens, we can always rely on MF to romaine the same.

Good grief, did Lee Ryder pen that?

Bit generous that. Ings has had a good season, but he's 28 at the end of the month and his average goal return across his 11 seasons is 6. He's a 1 in 3 striker. Better than what we've got, sure, but we should be going for better than Danny Ings.

Newcastle lift the 2020/21 FA Cup to complete a domestic cup double and the the city is a bacchanalian orgy of excess, all bar poor old trooper, kicking stones and sullenly muttering about how the takeover took ages.