The Fish

Aye, that's what we've been advised. Would be easier if it was standalone but it essentially takes up the fireplace. I think the issue is that we'd be best off removing it at the same time as we replace the kitchen, which of course will be a massive job. Just the logistics of it all.

Got an, antique I guess, oven in the kitchen. Proper heavy Cast Iron thing, they go for about a grand online, apparently. Mrs wants it out because it's just taking up space, but I imagine it'll be a right fuck on to get it removed and sold.

On the shed? Well, aye. I am a right fucking weirdo, but I can hold it together when meeting tradesmen. I'll ask 'em if they want a brew and fuck off and leave them to it. You can gargle on my sweaty balls.

I'm never showing her that.

There might be a usual time frame, but these aren't usual times.

Fucking hell. You can't take him to court or owt? All ours are standard size, no glazing or anything, so it should be reasonable. Though saying that, the Mrs likes pinterest and instagram, so I've no doubt there'll be some weird door that opens like a camera aperture that she just has to have.

Can't work out how to get an Index Match to help me get the door right...

Just 5-6 doors, probably a garden gate as well. Current ones are alright but they're pretty old, a few of the handles fall off and one won't close fully. Eventually we'll need the kitchen doing and a staircase up to the attic, but they're both a ways off yet.

You staying in the North West? If so, do you know a decent joiner?

This explains it better than I could;

I did, it didn't go well. I'll stick to a promising career in whateverthefuckitisIdonow

Tales from the Loop based on the art of Simon Stålenhag. Slow and not a lot happens.

All those survivalist nutjobs visited by Louis Theroux seem like the sanest bunch over there.

Been doing that round our way since the start of it. But the bellends round here don't seem to need an excuse to set off a firework.

Does this mean the club's don't have to pay the broadcasters back?

That's the Mrs' setup, as you could tell if you could see the potted succulent and scented candle. Mine is out of shot to the left of the box of beer, a hint to the state of it is the scrawled notes on the notebook and the errant lead. Northern Monk Brewery was where we celebrated our wedding. Yes, I successfully organised a piss-up in a brewery.

Local Tesco sold that and it went down lovely. Also got a Northern Monk Faith. Just received my Beer52 crate

What, this one?

Anything is possible

Samesies!

Tidy up the cables man. Or can't you afford them, what with being on the breadline? (fuck, didn't see Alex's pithier jab)

Aye, that's my take. They're taking as long as possible to at least give the appearance of diligence and consideration. There may be long conversations about the piracy issue, but these won't be issues that weren't expected by the prospective new owners, surely?

What's this sorcery?

Also, it's being delayed by parties wanting to use the attention for their own agendas. Some of them have every right to do it (Khasoggi's widow) and others are just cunts (Giles Watling). The rights issue will surely be resolved to everybody's satisfaction when a Saudi broadcaster win the rights for the MENA region in 2022?