The Fish

It's not just that, they're not-so-subtly marketing themselves as a less odious alternative to high street estate agents. Who're globally reviled.

Good

He heard you were moving nearby?

Don't know enough about them, don't they put on you a lot of the responsibility for chasing and arguing with other parties?

Hey! Fuck you! No need to bring that up at all! Classic diversionary tactics.

Paid hundreds in surveys and searches. Most came back "Yeah it seems fine, but if you want a full exhaustive investigation we'll charge you another £x00 but you'll get a dvd!" Oh aye, I'm going to settle down in front of the fire with a glass of wine to watch a camera push through years of faeces and waste.

That's shocking, bet he had a massive knot in his tie as well. We've been fortunate, I think, but something as simple as the blind bids can screw your house purchase. We missed out, and the estate agent wouldn't say by how much we fell short of the accepted bid. So we had no idea if we were miles off, if we'd put in a slightly higher bid would we have been successful? Also I'm convinced the "woman at the top of the chain who had to exchange by 4pm" is a total fabrication. When we lodged our interest we were told explicitly there wasn't a chain at all. All types of agents are arseholes, imo.

We're not planning to leave this house for decades. Big enough to grow into and room to grow the house itself, if needs be. Moving seems to be a lot of money disappearing into the pockets of shiftless arseholes. Fortunate that we're first time buyers, otherwise Stamp Duty alone would have been over £10k!

Nah, he's not that level yet and to be honest he may never be a player good enough to old down a starting position at a club vying for the title.

Being famous for something doesn't necessarily mean you are/do that thing. Geordies are famous for being warm, genuine, funny people. But you're a miserable, humourless, Janus mother fucker.

Jesus wept, how much have you spent on stamp duty, solicitors fees, searches and removals in the past 7 yrs?!

Will you be taking the stained glass window with you?

Haute Cuisine indeed.

Spoilers man, ffs!

Are they renowned for their sense of humour? I know the Scousers are, and the Mancs are renowned for an abundance of self confidence, but I've never heard anyone mention Sunderland fans famous sense of humour. To be honest I've never heard a neutral fan mention them except with reference to us.

I'm ok with that, it'll give my new neighbours and I something to bond over.

You wish.

Black Panther. Mint.

Cheers. Will send you a link because we're facebook fwiends. Remember, no cat crap.

It's not a semi.

You mean £70k https://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/football/sunderland-afc/jack-rodwell-better-wake-up-to-the-fact-no-one-wants-him-sunderland-fans-react-on-twitter-to-midfielder-staying-at-club-1-8994390 Wasn't there an image doing the rounds last season showing they'd only made a profit on 2 or 3 players in flipping ages? If you chalk off home-grown players (good fortune rather than considered recruitment) I'm guessing their profit must be tiny or non-existent. It's not the be all and end all, obviously, but for a club to be plummeting don the leagues it's a good indicator as to where it all went wrong. I've tried googling it, but the only place it seems to be is the sunderland echo site, and am I shite registering to look at that.

Wanted to let him know which part of Bramhall I'm in, without giving the address to you mischievous bellends. I could do without jiffybags of cat crap posted through the letterbox, thank you very much.

Bramhall, same road as the Esso Garage and the HSBC bank.

YassAyoze

It may not have been an intentional strike to the face, but I'm saying that all the other teammates have seen in a big thug of a bloke apparently come into contact with Gayle's face. They'll obviously launch to his defence, and also try and get the defender sent off. Despite what Goodman says.