The Fish

13/18

" Jitterbug Jitterbug You put the boom-boom into my heart You send my soul sky-hig....Woooooofffff"

Better than the one they went with.

Barnetta has been hitchhiking down the Felling Bypass

Bravo

Had to google Denise Welch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tbn-VEl67g better.

CT smokes Pall Mall, I reckon.

Used to be Weetabix But it depends on the season now; bit of fruit in summer, toast in Spring/Autumn & porridge when it's properly cold.

"Monica Bellucci isn't decent Totty", so says the Weeble.

Yeah, heaven forbid the 48 year old man should sleep with anyone old enough to hire a van.

Try-hards have spoiled it

Maybe something, where you can watch a normal movie in VR, with a friend as if they were sat beside you.

Football Manager VR, so your gestures are recognised in-game and Pardew can actually headbutt you in the Technical area.

Someone is livestreaming a large puddle and the people struggling to cross it and it’s a brilliant way to avoid work https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpKkrVPNVyxj

Hard to care about the club if the club doesn't care about the club.

Ta, but I guess I was asking a question that Andrew has answered. Rift isn't going to really change the landscape, it'll be a fad. I watched a youtube of Microsoft using their "Hololens" to play Minecraft and I was impressed, but guessed the application of the Rift would be fairly limited?

Yeah probably...

I don't disagree, but the opportunity should be pursued. Also, I don't believe that we're unable to progress multiple bids, especially when the players we need are for different positions.

It's not just Fish, it's M&S Fish.

The biggest club he was linked to in the summer was Liverpool, wasn't it? I mean properly linked, not just the Man Utd & Arsenal links that appear for every player ever. (Apparently they're after Vardy and Troy Deeney respectively...) I'm agreeing that it's highly unlikely, but it's not completely impossible. Short term deal with an option to extend if/when we survive, fatten out the contract with incentives for goals, appearances and league finish. It's doable, is all I'm saying. Mind you, this link seems to have been publicised and then refuted by the Mirror, so it's likely to be nonsense.

I appreciate in value with every post.

Sign him and we'll not be struggling against relegation, sell the club to him as a work in progress, press upon him the quality that exists in the squad, remind him of the transfers that players have enjoyed after playing for us. /DevilsAdvocate

To be honest, it's about 65% of a good plan.