The Fish

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Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink has been named as the new QPR manager. poor bugger's career went downhill after this:

You prefer your comedy more oestrogenny?

We should have kept Ginola and Sir Les

Not what she had in mind when he said they were going to get her ring resized?

Well, tell you what, at your next bacchanalian shindig, you give it a blast and let me know how it feels.

5 days ago it was 19 degrees and sunny; 14 people died, 21 were injured.

Got a blowjob off a girl who had a mouthful of prosecco. Thought it would be amazing, but it was just a bit painful and not in a good way. Expect the smaller bubbles in champagne would only make it worse as well. Disappointing.

I'm just glad he's posting. At this time of year, if you stop hearing from an elderly neighbour you start to worry.

Echo what others have said BBT is on too much, but it's just some noise to have on while waiting for something better to happen. Catastrophe is outstanding though.

I liked Affleck in The Town and am curious to see how his Batman stacks up against Bale's. Wasn't blown away by Cavill as Superman in Man of Steel, but blame the 2nd 1/2 of that movie for that. Disappointed by how much the trailers are giving away about the movie though. Look at the Star Wars stuff and there's so much we still have no idea about; Luke Skywalker is still a mystery, isn't he (unless I've missed a trailer in the last few days?)?

Doomsday looks like a Michael Bay TMNT

Baffles me how they've fucked up every single sequel to an amazing original. Got quite meta when the goodies are arguing against the baddies who've tried to improve on dinosaurs in a movie which has fucked up by trying to improve on dinosaurs!

I can see this (if it were to pass) accelerating the big clubs weighing in and failing to release their players for the competitions. You really want to increase the risk to your stars of injury and fatigue?

They can sell themselves as a progressive, ambitious club aiming for European competition.

It'd be a vote winner.

"discussing" Behave yourself man, you were regurgitating articles you'd googled but not fully understood, and the others were tolerating you like a toddler at a dinner table. You haven't the authority on this to state categorically that the only way to address the oil revenue is to bomb an oil field. Hell, I wouldn't trust you to state directions with any degree of authority.

Jesus, stop banging on about it man.

Horny.

You don't understand the situation man, you're just googling "arguments in favour of bombing syria" and letting sharper minds try and do your work for you. At least I admit my limitations, I'm no security expert, but I do know that bombing will create further problems for us down the line. Y'know why? because that's what it always fucking does. The people calling for further airstrikes are those who've more invested in the continuation of the Mil-Ind complex, rather than actually looking for a long term resolution. You're a taxi driver from Boldon, do you honestly think that anybody believes you've a clue about the entangled mess that is international security & constructive responses to an indescribably complex situation in the Middle east? We all know you're just a contrary gobshite. I honestly imagine you sitting with your back to the monitor, typing your LBC responses as you glance over your shoulder.

You are hilarious man. So, say they only sell it at the gates, who are they selling it to? How are those smugglers getting to the fields, or the oil from the fields? but nah, just bomb it. You're like a kid with a wasp nest; don't understand it so lets just try and smush it with a rock, then you're baffled as to why the swarm is attacking you.