David Kelly

I have zero expectation of him getting sacked at any time now like. We have one league win since the begining of April and yet his position is apparently safe. I really don't know what it takes to get sacked as our manager now. I'm sure it's a money issue because Ashley must have an advisor who's shown him our record this year. Surely no one can just dismiss that as knee jerk. There must come a point where financially it's acceptable to Ashley and he will do it then. When that time comes is anyones guess but will probably have to do with any clauses in Pardews contract.

There was a moment near the end of the match last night when the camera was on him and he tried to shout out some instructions but clearly didn't have a clue what to say so he just turned around and went back to the dugout. He looked so pathetic that you had to feel sorry for him. That's if you didn't know what an absolute cunt the bloke is. At that momemnt I laughed. It was the only enjoyable part of the game for me!

I really don't care if he wants us to win or if he's trying his best. He's clearly a cunt. There have been numerous tales about his arrogant attitude from the past and we can all hear the shite that comes from his mouth now. Tbh there are cunts that support us too. The fact someone supports Newcastle United and wants us to do well doesn't make them any less of a cunt. I actually think he'd be delighted to be sacked now. To take the money and just stick two fingers up at us would please him no end. Money is the only issue left for him and Ashley now. Football wise he clearly needs to go. Ashley's only decision is when does the point come when he's the amount he's dammaging his investment is greater than the amount of compensation he has to pay and the cost of getting a new manager. If he thought he could get one on the same wage he'd probably be gone by now.

I don't know how anyone can not hate him. He's always been a cunt. Now he's a cunt who's taking us down and taking the piss out of us at the same time. The one good thing about last night was seeing him look like he was about to cry on the touch line.

I can't quite get to that stage like no matter how much I want Pardew out. I'm not even sure that us losing will make that happen any quicker.

Can you two take this flirting elsewhere please.

If Fergie couldn't get anything out of him then to expect our clueless manger to turn him into a player is borderline retarded. No wonder CT wants him in the team!

The players looked like they wanted him gone against Southampton. It has actually appeared since then that they are somewhat behind him.

Frank. Bizzare but really funny. Fassbender telling people what expressions he's making under his mask is priceless. The Purge Anarchy. Reminded me a lot of the likes of The Warriors and Assault On Precinct 13. Was pretty decent but could have been excellent if directed by John Carpenter. 22 Jump Street. Ok, not as good as the first one and the funniest bit was Seth Rogan in the end credits, but a reasonable Sunday night watch.

Can't understand why any bloke would want more than one bird (well unless you can get them into bed at the same time). One is hard enough work to begin with.

I'd never have anywhere near the faith in Obertan to start him in a reserve game let alone an important game like this. He's had the odd good patches of play in games (I've never seen him have a full good 90 minutes) but never been able to kick on from them. But I don't think it matters because as has already been said, Pardew won't play a 4-4-2 away to Stoke. We will be defensive as fuck and more than likely hopeless because of it. I fancy another twatting tonight.

I missed that. CT might be right about stuff not coming up on tapatalk [emoji6]

Fuck off man. Radiohead are uplifting

Thom Yorke's released a new album via a torrent download. I shall be listening to that in approximately 30 minutes.

Wrong as ever but don't let that stop you.

What Jonas has most recently said, comes accross to me (and everyone else it seems) as him saying they were trying to get rid of him after his illness. Hence I'm happy to eat my words and belive him as I said I would be.

I can see the link on tapatalk

If you can be bothered to go back and find that quote from me how can you not find what he said when it was only posted today?

Is he thinking at all?

You're doing this on purpose right?

Well I gave them the benefit of the doubt but I should have known better. Classy as every from our current regieme. Pardew has already tried to make out like they've been supporting him! Surprised they haven't made him come in for training tbh!

Shit I forgot about the bairn! I suppose I'd better give her some and go for some slightly lower class hookers.

Crack Cocaine and high class hookers seems a good way to go. Not really interested in the jewellery so I guess the third thing I'd go for would be to travel around the world to places where I could find high class hookers and crack cocaine. After watching the wolf of wall street, one of the places I'd definitely visit would be South Africa as it's apparently the only place you can still get Quaaludes and they look awesome.

It's people like you who think that football started with Sky in the 90's who are ruining the game

I must have missed them.