David Kelly

I would happily settle for winning fuck all if we had football like that though. I'd prefer to win things too though, obviously. I agree, it was such an exciting time. It just makes our current state all the more sad to me!

What's really seaddening is that we won fuck all in that time and yet we would still give anything to be back there.

The Tenant is a superb film. Quite amusing in places as well. Have you seen Repulsion? I watched it a few weeks back, and I think it might possibly be my favourite Polanski. Well, that or Chinatown. Catherine Deneuve gives such an intricate performance. I'd be interested to know what you make of the very last scene (if you've seen it). Polanski is a brilliant actor (in The Tenant) too. I've not seen Repulsion, no. Just got (and finished) this box set, now this one is on order, I'll be going for this one last. What are the films in that second set? I realised that I've seen very few of Polanski's films, only Chinatown and Frantic (which was quite disapointing) I think.

How wide was that blokes centre parting though? Yeah I think that has been a major critiscism of the film

Sure white poo is just shit that's got old?

hahaha in your face! Not in her face if he's gay I wouldn't imagine More's the pity You dorty girl

I know, what about the sweet corn? I was worrie I had worms or something for quite a while until I heard about the effects of sweetcorn!

Do you know if I will be able to use that CD Check 3 to allow me to back up the dvd?

hahaha in your face! Not in her face if he's gay I wouldn't imagine

I can just imagine coming out of the shitter in a pub and announcing that I've just had a huge Irishman!

I'm getting the following message when I use Shrink; Data Error (cyclic redundancy check). Anyone know what this means and how to get round it?

Can you define green? What had you been drinking, creme de menthe? The colour you get when you mix blue and yellow. Think of grass! I think I had been drinking something called long vodka's. We were up in Scotland.

I remember having a green shite once when I was away with the lads. I put it down to being pissed out of my mind the night before tbh.

I prefer Hopkins in Silence but then he decends into pantomime for Hanibal and Red Dragon (both of which I enjoyed). I would also say Silence is the best of the Hanibal films with Manhunter a second. Manhunter is a completely different film in look and feel to any of the others though. I don't have high hopes for the new one.

I've got a Xmas album with songs by just those two. It's class. Beth Gibbons is a good shout. I've got that too I've also got the best of Deano on my ipod.

Dean Martin & especially Nat King Cole have by far the most beautifull blokes voices I have heard. I generally find though that women have far better voices than men but I too find most femal singers albums loose their appeal all too quickly. My personal favourite singers voices though are probably Beth Gibbons (of Portishead fame) for a female and Jeff Magnum (Neutral Milk Hotel). I couldn't stand Magnum at first but he sings with such emotion that he just grinds you down.

The Black Dahlia. It seems to be a film that really divides opinion with some loving it and many hating it. Personally I thought it was really good. Not in the same class as Chinatown or LA Confidential (the most obvious comparissons) but few films are tbh. The film looked fantastic and was pretty well acted by the four main leads, none of which are particular favourited of mine. There are some silly elements (the reason for the murder somewhat implausible) but I thought it was a good noirish thriller overall.

I can't really blame anyone for slagging us off our football is so bad these days. That goal against Blackburn is fucking amazing!

He is an odious little shit but a fantastic player. I can't understand how a bbc interviewer told him he didn't understand why fans boo him when he's so entertaining to watch. It's the same fucking reason as why people despise Robben, because they are cheeting little gets. If they played the game like Henry or Giggs or Scholes they would be applauded at every ground!

He clearly hasn't performed but I think a major part of it is down to our lack of a leftback. If you look at the way wingers play a large portion of their performance is linking up with the fullback. Duff (and N'Zgobia) have no one to link up with as Babayarou (on the rare occassions he fancies a kick about) doesn't bother his arse and the four right footed centrebacks (fucking hell it sounds so ridiculous when you say it) that have played their don't contribute anything going forward. Because of the leftback issue we also basically keep the ball on the right side of the pitch so consequently whoever plays left wing rarely sees the ball. Of course you can argue that he should be coming inside looking for the ball and all of this doesn't mean that he should look inept when he does get the ball, and I would agree with that. But I think the leftback issue must be contributing to his lack of confidence and probably just makes him pissed off most of the game. I don't forsee Duff or anyone else managing to find form on our left wing until we can get a decent leftback in place tbh.

Can't think of one in Chinatown.

Players need to talk. I play Uni Hockey and even I know that. To be fair though it's been clear for a long time that not enough of our players do this. It's the same as the fact that too many of our players have been too slow or too small. We've seen this for years but no one has done anything about it.

You gulible mook

It's a piece of piss tbh. I've done it a few times and know sod all about cars. For mine (audi) you just open the bonet and there is a box on each side that you open and then you just unhook the bulbs and swap them. Different cars have different bulbs but they have lists in Halfords.

The song gets on my tits I have to say. It's typical of the radio 1 "ooh isn't so original" brigade when it's not really original at all. Sounds like the fucking Darkness and Scissor Sisters love child tbh. The new Bloc Party album is fairly shite too.