David Kelly

Once we started paying massive wages to the likes of Shearer it was inevitable that the rest of the squad and new players that we bought would start demanding something similar. Unfortunately the players we had and the players we bought haven't been in the same league in terms of quality so we now find ourselves in the situation where funds are much more limited, we have a load of players we don't want but can't offload due to their wages and any player we try to sign will be expecting a fortune to come here. It's a pretty depressing sitution when you think about it!

I'd be happy to get £8m for him like.

She looked nice in Lost In Translation but shite in everything since. Her pouting just gets on my tits.

Scarlett Johansson's minging!

Blonde Redhead - 23

Children Of Men. Pretty good.

It seems to be missing Sky Arts which has some quality films on. It had a couple of Fritz Lang films on last week!

Don't forget Uncle Buck & The Great Outdoors both of which piss all over Home Alone.

Actually it doesn't sound right to me either but I can't be arsed to work it out. I suspect Fish got the notion from a similar headline though. Iirc travelling huge distances / achieving greater speeds is achieved by using the gravities of planetary bodies as a 'slingshot'. I'm pretty sure that's how Voyager, Voyager II etc. travelled as far and as fast as they did. The Planets was a quality doc series come to think of it. I thought it was some alien that took Voyager to the delta quadrant?

The bits with the family were the best.

Shark is nice and I agree it does taste like Tuna & Swordfish. And Marlin!

Yet tuna does taste similar to swordfish!

I hates fish !!! Agree, Fish is crap, it all taste's the bloody same, differing only by the strength of fishy flavour -YUCK Shellfish (Prawns, langustine,Lobster and Crab) are canny though - NOT winkles etc, snot with a shell that shite Never heard anyone with that opion before. Most people seem to like some kind of fish (usually cod due to its plain flavour) but are scared of shellfish. Love them both personally like. You must agree that all fish basically taste's the same though, surely I hope in the "love them both personally" bit you're not including winkles Certainly not, some fish taste similar (Salmon & Trout or Cod & Hadock) but others taste very different (Salmon and Turbot or Bass & Monkfish). And no I'm not including winkles, cockles or whelks all of which are vile.

FYP I'll be satisfied if I make 80. make 80 what ?? Gorgeous girls sucking him off whilst driving? I'm currently well into the seventies so I'd better be carefull

No age that like. R.I.P.

I hates fish !!! Agree, Fish is crap, it all taste's the bloody same, differing only by the strength of fishy flavour -YUCK Shellfish (Prawns, langustine,Lobster and Crab) are canny though - NOT winkles etc, snot with a shell that shite Never heard anyone with that opion before. Most people seem to like some kind of fish (usually cod due to its plain flavour) but are scared of shellfish. Love them both personally like.

I predict you'll die in some drunken computer incident well before that

I hates fish !!! I love fish but not that birdseye shite. They should stick to what they do best Alphabites, Waffles & Cheese Pancakes (the original type) in that order!

Nah, Waffles or Alphabites tbh. If you're bringing Alphabites I might come along myself. They are fucking lush! I think they are being phased out You what. Is there no online petition? Can't they phase out the vastly inferior Smiley Faces instead! A campaign got Heinz Salad Cream saved after all. Let's get it started then!

Nah, Waffles or Alphabites tbh. If you're bringing Alphabites I might come along myself. They are fucking lush! I think they are being phased out You what. Is there no online petition? Can't they phase out the vastly inferior Smiley Faces instead!

Nah, Waffles or Alphabites tbh. If you're bringing Alphabites I might come along myself. They are fucking lush!

Them 'steak' things that were just big burgers really. Dalepak? Nah definately Birdseye.

I think its more to do with 'themes' like 'redemption, sacrifice, love etc', then again i could be talking wank. Not as bad as getting caught having one though. I reckon Kill Bill is about revenge like. Aren't there 7 kinds of joke too? And 7 deadly sins? Sexual positions? Is 7 significant? There are more than just her on top like are there?

Well they are wafully versatile. Eggs in, eggs on, gamm-on... Grill them, bake them, fry them, eat them!

Crispy Cheese Pancakes and Potatoe Waffles go superbly together in a stottie. Class pre piss up food! The cheese ones aren't as good now they've gone all three cheese though!