jaythesouthernmag

Does she/has she done any of these things in the past 1. Checks you mobile for txts & girls numbers 2. Questions you like a lawyer after you have had a night out with the lads 3. Keeps asking you the same questions over and over in a attempt to trip you up 4. Goes mental if you mention any of the birds at work/down the pub 5. Is constantly over your shoulder if you are on facebook asking the identity of any friend she doesnt know 6. Checks your boxers for spunk stains (very worrying) If so mate then there will never be a future and you will live your life on the defensive all the time, My ex was just like that and after 7 years I had enough, fucked off to the other end of the country Good luck brother

Used to play in the same team as Garry Flitcroft and his brother David back in the 80`s I also used to work for Paul Nichols (eastenders) dad when I left school, I remember him telling me a story about him fuckin his Mrs doggy and when he looked round Paul was staring at him, proberbly would have been about 7 or 8 I also went to school with Ronnie Irani who was a decent footballer too, a right cock on talksport tho` John Mc Ginlay fucked my mates bird in a club in Bolton while he was at the bar gettin the drinks in

thats because our stadium is a 40,000 capacity shit brick! and because everton is a televised match isnt an excuse... its not like ur playin portsmouth or someone at the other end of the country. we are talking over 2000 2 see leeds play the mighty rotherham 2nite in the paint trophy!!! just shows how our support are willing 2 follow our team through thick and thin. god knows what ur support would be like in our position.... typical cartoon army! Any excuse to get out of that shite hole, fuckin dreary place full off miserable cunts. Fuck off and watch Emmerdale

1. Gordon Brown to be shot 2. Wise/Ashley to be outed as gay lovers 3.Alister Darling to dye his hair to match his fuckin eyebrows, the cunt 4. Me to win the lottery, not just the lottery the euro millions with a big fuckin 100mil jackpot 5. My bird finaly lets me do her up the shitter, but I would settle for number 4 then I would have a better bargaining tool to achieve number 5

I think the £20m of his own money he is talking about would be used to cover opperating costs and not just to be spent on new signings I think the best we could have achieved under Ashley, even if KK would have still been here, would have been 6th-8th, at a push,. We would have never been able to compete with the top 4 or maybe even 5 now City have their sugar daddy. It will only be a good thing tho` if we get an Ambani or some Arab that has the serious money to sink in without expecting to see a return other than a successful side and is happy just to enjoy the club

Hope Ashley is better at selling than buying otherwise we may end up with someone with less money to improve the squad Cant see why Ambani would go for Everton above us tbh They are and will always be in the shadow of Liverpool, he will have to shell out for a new ground too

A class manager who knows the area and wants whats best for the club and would have the 100% backing of the fans? mmmmm, a guy called Kev ooopppps!!!

Kosmar/XL have gone bust, If you have booked direct then you wont be going on holiday, If you have paid cash/chq then you will proberbly lose your money, If you have paid with a credit card or booked with a travel agent then you should get a refund. If you are already on holiday having booked with a travel agent then you should get back OK I work at Gatwick airport and flight prices are going through the roof, a single to Spain is around £800 I hope no-one has been affected by this

Not far off the mark with those comments, Most areas of London are shite holes. A lot of shooting/stabbings are black on black crime which is mostly drug/turf related. Not sayin that whites are not involved but a majority is commited by a minority

After being spoon fed third rate fighters he finaly fought a guy with a good record and a hard punch, ooopps!! Frank Warren didnt see that coming did he, also SKY have just signed him up to a big money deal too Khan has speed and good footwork but goes over everytime a decent shot connects with his glass jaw which means he will never be able to cope with a top class fighter. There was talk of a fight with Ricky Hatton Khan=poor mans Hamed(who also only fought hand picked opposition) and came unstuck against the first world class fighter he faced

Can you repeat that cunto????

Pleas,please,please be true and come and buy out this fat, cockney lovin, penny pincher

A phone call to Tony Gale and a few e-mails then back to our TOP story.....St James` park SSN

The british transfer record gets broken twice in one night and who get all the press?? If they ever think of sacking KK that will make them think twice wont it grovel,grovel,grovel

KK is still here

How good would that be MA-we dont want you to go KK KK-sack that Llambias cunt then MA-OK, get your coat and fuck of Llambias KK- I`m not too keen on that little cockney fucker either MA-(picks up phone) Dennis its Mike, your fired you little scrote KK-Now go out and appologise to the fans for being a tight,fat cunt and promise big spending in January can always dream cant I

Regardless of if its over Owen,Barton or any other player. KK is the manager and should have the final say on who he wants in HIS team. IF he has been undermined by the fat one,the rat or the casino boss he`s well within his rights to tell them to get fucked, If they want to sack him on the back of that then they gotta prepare to reap what the sow What them 3 cunts know about football you could write on the back of a postage stamp WANKERS!!!!!!!!

I too was going to have a few days off the sauce after a hectic weekend, cheere Ashley, opening the first,of many,strongbows. Cant believe the fuckers have not had the decency to make a statement after over 8 hours of keeping the fans hanging on, CUNTS!!!!

Rumour I've heard is that Ashley et al were pushing the sale of Barton to Pompey to get him off our books totally against Keegan's wishes. Keegan alledgedly told Barton to go public with his desire to stay at SJP which of course he did. Ashley has gone fucking ape-shit that, in his opinion, he's be under-mined by Keegan. Plausible I guess - if it is true then surely Keegan was exercising his right as a manager and Ashley is a twat for getting involved? Either way there's been a serious amount of 'right hand not knowing what the fuck the left is doing' since Wise and Jiminez were appointed IMO. Thats why players will give there all for a man like KK cos he gives them his full support and has their respect Ashley will soon find out he his dropped a chatocasmic bollock

that's quite a demand from Mike, tbh Shit BOW I meant bow. That would have been going above and beyond

IF he has been sacked I cant see any other reason that he refused to bow to Ashley

If this happens and Wise is made manager then It a total fucking disgrace, WTF does that little cunt know about managing a premier league team FUCK WISE FUCK ASHLEY OH FUCK!!!!!

Since when have SSN been the barometer for quality reportage? One of the better forms of the media and seem to be right more than most

All betting suspended on KK being first manager to leave..........alarm bells are ringing All the so called bull-shit written in the press about rows etc may not be so wide of the mark I really hope that this is all made up BUT I have a bad feeling its not, If SSN start reporting it then its the end of KK

Is £10m enough?? Enough not to be involved in a relegation scare again YES Enough for a mid table finish YES Enough to get into a UEFA cup spot Debatable Enough considering we have a billionaire owner and a manager who loves the club and wants it to succeed NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH but I wasnt expecting Fatty to splash a load of cash but I was hoping Owen would have been signed up to a new deal