jaythesouthernmag

This better be bollocks If the best manager we have had in ages leaves cos of the way Ashley is running the club and that little cockney twat is sticking his fuckin rat nose into transfers then he better expect a reaction considering we could have been owned by a billionaire arab that lost more money down the back of his sofa than Ashley has in the bank

Fuck, that would be funny. All the cash he has put in to Chelsea is a loan so they will be fucked

I guess most of us, deep down, were hoping we would pull a star name out of the hat but always knowing that there was fuck all chance of it really happening. The guys we got in before yesterday have shown themselvs to be capable of performing in the premiership, more-so Jonas who has exceeded my expectations so far and I think he has a lot more in his locker, Coloccini will be a solid signing and I think Gutherie has done better than anyone had expected so it seems crazy to write off Xisco and Gonzalez before even seeing what they have to offer, there have been numerous players signed in the past who were not household names but have turned out to be very good players. I am slightly worried about LB & DM but there fuck all we can do about that now, so we need to get behind the boys and KK, pray injuries are kind to us and hope Owen signs his new deal

10x more cash than Abramovich, silly bids for various BIG names and Robinho already signed up. January is gonna be interesting, hope they have a shite time between now and then I really dont think Robinho is going to be a big hit in the prem, see how he fairs on freezing cold nights and with the physical side of the game It was good to see someone put one up fuckin Chelski, tho` it wont be doing us any favours in the long run

Hope I`m wrong but I cant see a real top quality player coming in we might get a hmmmm signing but not a WOW

Who you expecting?? Essien,Van-Nistlerooy & Gerrard What we have so far is pretty much the type of signings I thought we would make

Why is that then?? 2 weeks with no competative football and he didnt get a knock on Saturday

Right fucking ray of sunshine aren't you. I was talking for the Hull game, Owen is injured. I'm not saying we're the finished article, far from it, but we're in a better state than we were this morning. whats wrong with him??, didnt read about any injury on Saturday

Fucking amoeba didnt look interested at all on Sat the work shy twat! Don't worry, we won't be playing him anyways - Martins and Xisco ftw! (I'm assuming Owen will be injured). Spidey down the left, Nacho on the right, the Xisco kid and Martins up front, Butt and Guthrie middle of the park. Beye (if fit, if not Bassong) Colo, Taylor and N'Zogbia at the back, Given in Nets. it's all coming together... not good enough, need to sign a DM as a priority Zoggy aint a LB either Xisco gets in the team ahead of Owen & Viduka even tho` he aint kicked a ball in the prem

Seriously tho where the fuck do Smith and Ameobi fit in with the strikers we have 1.Owen 2.Oba 3.Viduka 4.Xisco 5.Carol 6.Smith 7.Ranger 8.Ameobi So hopefuly we shouldnt see too much of the lanky streak of piss & Smith only in a serious crisis

SSN just reporting a big boost for Newcastle Ameobi & Smith staying put They aint got a clue

What happens when Owen gets injured for 6 months though !?! Play him with Oba,play Vid with Oba,Play him with Xisco. Vid and Heskey together would be a no-no tho`. Be nice to have a few options wouldnt it

These two guys seem reasonable signings, better than so called big named,glory signings. Hope we can get get another midfielder and a defender plus get shot of Smith and stroller and replace them with a decent player. Seems like a lot of business to do in a day but not impossible As for Heskey, not bad at the right price as he seems to play really well with Owen

If thats the case then they got it spot on with this retard

That lad is a complete numpty, he said we should sign Berbatov and Owen is no good, prick. Check out his fuckin hair-doo lol

a record???????? Me too, 2 posts and banned. I only pointed out they are acting like Kaka or Ronaldo was going to them, OH and Milner would struggle to hit their big lump of a centre forward from a corner/cross

If we can get £8m for him and Chelski want £10m for SWP then we should flog him and get SWP. We will still need at least another 3 players before the window closes though Milner has his best game for ages while O`Neil watches from the stands

Point taken

Just noticed this one like. Fucking hell man Holy Shit!!! Is that the 4-1-5 formation?? We would have 1 dubious defender in the Zog, No defensive midfielders, a winger and 4 strikers. I dont think even KK would be brave enough to start with a formation like that.

In the sea on holiday in Greece while grinning at her old man sitting on the beach oblivious that I was slippin his little girl a length

Thought the lads played well last night with the exception of Geremi. IF we would have had Owen on from the start I`m pretty sure we would have gone in 3 or 4 up based on what we were creating Milner had a very good game, the best in a long time although it was against a championship side Jonas was class again, what an attitude that guy has , he never gives up and runs his socks off Colo looked good again apart from not winning the header for their second goal Zog has staked a claim for the left mid position and I thought Enrique did pretty well but did make some errors, great ball for Owen tho` Lookin forward to the Arse game on Sat and hoping that we have Owen signed up and a few new faces in the door by then

Replace Geremi with Owen & Bassong with Taylor and thats the team I wold start against the Arse

Owen`s needs sorting like yesterday, big,big mistake if he is allowed to leave Harps-Yes as he`s the best reserve keeper around with Cudicini Viduka-Yes he`s injury prone but he`s also a very good player so I would give him another 2 years Beye has been one of our best players and should be signed up to at least another 2 years The rest can go , Butt is a good player but age is catching up with him the others are just shite

We will be a way off winning the league BUT I reckon we have a decent chance of 5th/6th place and if that happens then KK deserves as much praise as whoever wins the league TBH If we can get these 3 players in before next weekend then I will be feeling very optimistic

No Des Barnes? No Cliff Barnes either