Isegrim

"Get sacked" of course

Yes, first Manager to get during his first press conference

Great player, right idea of football. Likes to fall out with people and i don't think he would accept a job where he is expected to toe a party line

Oh god. No.

Tuchel is actually still under contract and wouldn't be allowed to sign for another club without a compromise being agreed with Mainz, something Tuchel did out of respect for his old club.

Knowing Asley it will be John Beck...

The answers lie in the colours red and white.

It's always good to see a cock in charge of cunts tbh.

http://nufc.com/2014-15html/john-alder-times.html RIP

Does it involve Sunderland?

It's ok, but nothing special.

I thought the Telegraph was banned as well or was that just Luke Edwards personally?

Would have been nice if Ashley had done the appropriate gesture live on TV after the final whistle. Shocking performance, especially in the second half. Wonder what Pardew told them at half time.

Well at least all those young players we buy from abroad do flourish ...

And also http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/vivek-chaudhary-how-i-bumped-into-mike-ashley-outside-a-soho-pub-9759064.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/alan-pardew-is-gone-if-we-lose-to-stoke-says-newcastle-united-owner-mike-ashley-but-then-claims-its-a-joke-9759060.html

Maybe instead of looking at old posts you should now take Jonas' own words about the course of events into account? They are utter, utter cunts. Incredible behaviour but on par with Pardews treatment of Hutchison when refused him permission to attend his mother's funeral.

That's how I see it as well after realising that he was diagnosed already before he went to Norwich. A lot depends on how things were explained to Jonas. I don't hold high hopes in Mr Pardew's eloquence and ability of not making a mess out of things.

Good, we looked a bit rusty on the right wing...

Fyp

Sorry to hear that Stevie. But I wouldn't give in just yet and follow the example of SBR. At least you deserve a couple of years of a decent Newcastle United without any cunts in charge that you can enjoy and be proud of.

For once I don't think the club have actually acted like cathwords. It wouldn't surprise me though. Sending him out on loan when he was diagnosed but still fit to play but not in the first team plans is ok. His treatment obviously only really started after his spell with Norwich as he had all his trademark hair back then. Giving him time for treatment at home in Argentine and respecting his privacy by just refusing to give any details about his whereabouts and therefore allowing rumours too grow is actually sensible and decent. Well, that's my interpretation of the timeline of events anyway.

Playing to the strengths of players and not trying to enforce your outdated hoofball strategy would probably help some of them as well...

Went to work with some stomache ache on wedndesday morning but went home after a couple of hours as it didn't her better. Went straight to the doctor who sent me immidiately to hospital because of appendicitis. Only during the op they found the real issue, a hole in the large inteste which will me now keep in hospital for a couple of weeks due to the risk of further inflammations. If only it had been trouble with farting....