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I honestly don't blame the man - he's probably just as frustrated by the administration as we all are. No, he's just a lying c**t.

= what in The Premiership, 20 in 150 ? He would be up against better defenders and goalkeepers in England. Here's hoping - if we do sign him - I'm totally wrong. Team Unimpressed. Better GK in England !!? Are you kidding me ? Well shirley they would be playing in England, Germany, Spain & France, non? I mean no disrespect, but the French league is not one of the best, so surely if they had better players [goalies] they'd be elsewhere? Of course Premier League (or Liga) is a much better league but french GK are (for sure) better than in England. English and German GK ? Please... Yes, Germany is well known for their terrible standard of goalkeepers...

Wow, that's really a new art of kicking a corner...

Due diligence? That's not something our current owner is very fond of...

Being under 24 years old and scoring 12 goals in 64 games at Le Mans in four years Who? Drogba

Well yes, but I do think its sloppy on this account. How many times do you read Holland v XYZ, thats wrong. As you are aware, Holland is a region in the Netherlands. Actually it refers to two provinces And our antipodean friend is correct. Region / Province same thing I know, that's why I pointed out there were two of them. I know there was two of them. If we are being pedantic, its actually North Holland and South Holland. I was there in April and chatting to some Dutch, a few of them said they dont like the term Holland as it encompasses the WHOLE of the Netherlands. The others said they couldnt really careless as they were all Dutch and thats it. Suppose its like a North v South divide here. Anyways, this doesnt clear up the fact we wont have a LB for the weekend They don't like the term 'Dutch', especially the older generation Out of interest, how do they refer to themselves? Netherlanders/Nederlanders I think. As long as they keep on singing that their national hero is of German blood everything is fine with me...

inDeano "Would of" tbh

His talk is cheaper than his outstanding casino debts...

Will he want to stick with us if he proves to be a fine player with the club having no ambition? Will the club want to stick with him when they get an offer and they can sell him with a profit?

Having said this, he's quite good with pelanties though.

As Stevie said a while back, potentially the first player to get booed at his own testimonial. Isnt be becoming a bit of cult figure now? Or is that just me? Not just you Painfully average but I can't help but like the bloke. Gets far too much abuse from the stands. He's the epitome of what has been going wrong at the club for several years now. He has his short spells of brilliance where he looks like a decent squad player and that help him to get new deals, but for the other 80% of a season he is either injured or just plain shit. There is a reason Keegan wanted to get rid of him to move on and take the club forward with all other managers deciding to stick with him the club is not making any progress. He's 29 years old now and most women have a better grasp of the offside rule than him. I agree. I still like him though. He's shit but he's our shit. I would be quite happy with him being someone else's shit tbh.

As Stevie said a while back, potentially the first player to get booed at his own testimonial. Isnt be becoming a bit of cult figure now? Or is that just me? Not just you Painfully average but I can't help but like the bloke. Gets far too much abuse from the stands. He's the epitome of what has been going wrong at the club for several years now. He has his short spells of brilliance where he looks like a decent squad player and that help him to get new deals, but for the other 80% of a season he is either injured or just plain shit. There is a reason Keegan wanted to get rid of him to move on and take the club forward with all other managers deciding to stick with him the club is not making any progress. He's 29 years old now and most women have a better grasp of the offside rule than him.

"Ambition"

How do we know this yet? I hope he does turn out to be good, but at the moment he still has everything to prove. As much as I'm firmly in Team Moan Like a Cunt Because Your Sick of The Club Being Raped By a Fat Cockney Twat, Cabaye isn't a player I'm worried about. I think he'll be class. He might or he might not. He wouldn't be the first decent player failing to adapt to a new league, team, area etc. He has the potential to be a good/very good/superb player. But it's far too early to say he is an improvement to the former captain and one of the main goal scorers. And for the record, I was never a fan of Nolan

How do we know this yet? I hope he does turn out to be good, but at the moment he still has everything to prove.

See, this is what happens if you interfere with invasions...

Yes, that's exactly how Keegan said the board is doing transfer deals... Think times have moved on a bit since Keegan but hey ho. It was you who suggested that anything else than the scenario you described is "living in the world of fantasy football and not real life". I do neither see that "virtually every other club in the country" is doing business the way you describe nor do I see evidence that this is how Newcastle acted in the past and is doing it right now.

Yes, that's exactly how Keegan said the board is doing transfer deals...

Maybe they wouldnt but both will be without a club and both are the wrong side of 30. Klose has an offer from Bayern for another year with an automatic extension of another year if he plays a certain amount of games. He hasn't signed yet and is looking for other options as he wants a 2-year deal. I doubt a "pay as you play deal" at Newcastle is exactly what he is after...

Trochowski has already signed for Sevilla.

Happy Birthday!

If I got a pound for every of these insider stories, I probably could buy the club myself by now...

The staff should demand compensation as well tbh. Numpties.

Have an olive. Gardening advices for growing olive trees under difficult climatic conditions, now there is an idea...