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Gazza wept.

Unfortunately Shola wouldn't even get selected for the pub team World Cup...

I think her name is Luka Ramsauer...

Can Craig be classed as a celeb? 113505[/snapback] I thought he was speaking about Graham Taylor.

Matt (after one of the piss ups I attended)

Oops, a bit late... Herrrrrzlichen Glückwunsch, Doc.

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Source Potentially seventh place then? 113456[/snapback] No, because the spot via the FA Cup will go to Charlton, West Ham or Middlesbrough. I can't see any of them finishing 5th in the league.

Luquey bastid.

Nope, don't think so. That cup stopped counting towards Europe a few years back didn't it? 113444[/snapback] No, it still counts, but only if you win it (that's how 'boro got into Europe two years ago). But I think the runner-up from the FA Cup does get a European place. So with the league cup spot going back to the league and only one team certain to qualify for the CL league reaching the final of the FA Cup you can only qualify for the UEFA-Cup via the league when you get 5th or 6th place. We are ten points behind of 6th place with Blackburn (!) even having one game in hand. Everybody who believes there might still be an outside chance of qualifying for the UEFA cup should really have a word with himself (no, a word NOT an interview)...

Herzlichen Glückwunsch. As I know you your are probably celebrating by watching Chelsea's season DVD over and over...

Is Dyer injured again?

There's a huge difference between running on a treadmill and taking part in a half marathon. Depending on the terrain slopes and wind can be a real pain. It is not just that it takes longer, but after running uphill after ~10 miles with the wind blowing in your face makes it a totally different experience ... your thighs will you remind of it for about a couple of days.

As you are only five weeks ahead of the run I would just try running half the distance as your regular distance and if you feel fit enough going for the whole distance at the weekends. But IMHO it is not necessary to run the full distance more than two or three times if your fitness is sufficient. Just try running for two hours.

What is your normal running distance? I normally gradually build up either by distance or time. When unfit, I start with short distances that I normally run (~5 km/30 mins) and after two or three weeks double the distance/running time. After about another two weeks I start running the full distance once a week or fortnight.

8am The alarm goes off. HTT wakes up. But it is already 9am as he had adjusted the clock time the night before 10am HTT texts himself that Hitzfeld has been sighted in the toon. HTT gets excited 10.01 am HTT tells himself that it was just an Aprils fool's day joke. He is laughing about it nontheless and tells him how GREAT it was. 12am HTT sends himself an email telling himself that his ban on N-O was lifted. HTT tries to log in but notices that he hoaxed himself yet again. HTT is in stitches...

Only English ones? I'll can give you a list with a couple of Jorman ones.

It probably clashes with a long arranged interview he has to do...

Niall Quinn is a creep.

I know... 112806[/snapback] Yes, you told you so...

GREAT Gemmil, you should sign your posts with Gemmill Junior sportsreporter Toontastic

And the spelling and grammar. 112750[/snapback] the grammar is sometimes just as bad over here to befair A sticky explaining "their" "there" "they're"... should be mandatory. 112757[/snapback] I never would of thought your such a pedant... 112764[/snapback] Definatly not! 112767[/snapback] Here, Here!

And the spelling and grammar. 112750[/snapback] the grammar is sometimes just as bad over here to befair A sticky explaining "their" "there" "they're"... should be mandatory. 112757[/snapback] I never would of thought your such a pedant...

Courses I'd recommend HTT to attend: Public relations, How to express your thoughts in less than 10,000 words and Jorman for beginners...