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Another reason why Anal O. is against Hitzfeld might be that Anal tried to get an interview with him, but Hitzfeld refused. Not like Geordie boys Lee Clark and Robbie Elliott who always have a minute for the local press, rather like Laurent Robert who once tried to kill him... On the other hand, Martin O'Neill could become the new Brett Emerton...

The thing is that ManShitty started brightly into the season. Though as ever it was only early days and the performances quickly became mediocre again. But as Pearce is a canny bloke nobody wants to backpaddle and so the press insist with their early stance that Pearce is doing an incredible job.

Everytime I have a look at the table, see Birmingham's position and think about us still being managerless, I shudder.

Or his xenophobia stems from not getting a sunbed in his latest holidays...

Diet Coke is using sweetener. This has a quite interesting effect, the body thinks it gets real sugar but it doesn't, therefore it's demanding real sugar. Therefore people who drink diet coke often substitute the sugar that should be in diet coke with sugar via other stuff - like chocolate. So, Gemmill did you get fat before you started drinking Diet Coke?

FFS only five posts and we start talking about Souness again...

As we speak of bullying, I miss AF's hissy fits.

Still didn't cure his hydrocephaly...

We should create an extra forum for this ... or even better start a campaign. "Luque for the left wing" or something like that. We could start with sending thousands of mails to Glen Roeder, Tommy Caig and Senor Aragones.

Why don't you just be his bitch on here for a while? 111780[/snapback] He must be missing the frequent "Great post HTT!" to be fair. He has to work for it a bit more over here. 111783[/snapback] Yous all love me really, I'm the light of your existences in cyber-world, without me, yous would be nothing. This place would die a death, too perpetual, too snobby. In fact, without me, this place wouldn't even exist at all. I am, you could say, your creator. Taylor27, I'm staying ower here now. My work is done on N.O - this place clearly needs me more and being the type of guy I am, I will help Toontastic get out of it's perpetual tbh/lol/wtf/semantics/clit rubbing lets all ejaculate together rut it festers in. I shall draw in new members with my amazing knowledge of NUFC, my booker-prize winning writing skills and my amazing ability to attract flies to the shit I spout. The whole Hitzfeld hoax thing, this phoney forum wars thing, just an elaborate sting to get me banned from N.O so they could have me all to themselves. This is my new home. 111803[/snapback] This place actually doesn't really exist. It is just a hoax from peasepud to take the piss out of N-O.

My original plan was to read some papers while sometimes glancing at the TV. I ended up flicking between those two matches in total excitement. Both were great games to watch!

Also European Footballer of the Year and African Footballer of the Year. 111703[/snapback] And cousin of Ali Dia who is not a Footballer of the Year in any sort and not even a footballer at all... So this was today's dig at Souness. But these flashbacks to the Keegan rumours are bringing back some great memories from great times!

Think you'll find Wales on one side of the River Dee and England on the other. Both sides can be called parts of Deeside. In the same way that Newcastle and Gateshead are both parts of Tyneside. 111419[/snapback] As much as I know manc-mag doesn't bother to distinguish those two either...

Unluque...

Thanks, but I am not suffering from sleep disorder.

He makes Amoebi looking like a good footballer?

We should sell him as soon as possible. All these tabloid headlines are luqueing cringeworthy...

If I was talking to myself and giving me such longwinded answers I would either fall asleep or beat the shit out of me ...

No comment.

So if we send our whole defence for a short stay in brazil they might come back as much better defenders? Thats probably cheaper then a shrink too... 111188[/snapback] We even could make money from Kieron's latest Copacabana holiday videos...

The thing is that Boumsong doesn't look like a professional footballer at the moment. Though he still looks much better than this Brazilian fella Cris who used to play for Leverkusen a couple of seasons ago where he was thrown into a dodgy struggling team. Nowadays after a short spell back in Brazil Cris is playing for Lyon and one of the top defenders in Europe. If I have the choice between spending a couple of thousand quids on a shrink or take a loss of several million quid by flogging a player I at least would try the former.

http://www.hitzfeldforthetoon.com/interview.php But it is good to see that HTT is at least keeping the questions short when he is soliloquising...

Normalerweise bekommt man HP Sauce in Asia-Läden. Anyway, as a good guest you should only make sour kraut sarnies... Been to the hockey over here? 111053[/snapback] Isn't on in the timespace I'm here Although I did nip down the local hockey shop for some new stick tape. The mother appears to be obsessed with people eating...always telling people to go up for seconds. I'll be fat if I didn't decline profusely. 111088[/snapback] Eh? Where are you staying? Wasn't it Düsseldorf or somewhere close? There are the play offs at the moment with both Düsseldorf and Cologne being involved, who are likely to meet in the semis which start on Thursday. Unfortunately my local team got relegated on Sunday. 111094[/snapback] Both had won all their 1st round playoff games so wont be playing anymore until the 2nd, which is when I'm home. Had to be decent didn't they? 111096[/snapback] As much as I know the semi finals start on Thursday (http://www.del.org/statistics/po0506.html). But if Düsseldorf are meeting Cologne it might be a bit difficulut to get tickets as they are fierce rivals (very similar to Newcastle/Sunderland). Still no excuse for not having been to any of the games that took place in recent days.

Normalerweise bekommt man HP Sauce in Asia-Läden. Anyway, as a good guest you should only make sour kraut sarnies... Been to the hockey over here? 111053[/snapback] Isn't on in the timespace I'm here Although I did nip down the local hockey shop for some new stick tape. The mother appears to be obsessed with people eating...always telling people to go up for seconds. I'll be fat if I didn't decline profusely. 111088[/snapback] Eh? Where are you staying? Wasn't it Düsseldorf or somewhere close? There are the play offs at the moment with both Düsseldorf and Cologne being involved, who are likely to meet in the semis which start on Thursday. Unfortunately my local team got relegated on Sunday.