BastianSchweinsteiger

If we were to win our first major trophy in 50 years- the FA cup- under Glenn Roeder. It would be typical Newcastle though, wouldn't it? Appoint all these managers in hope of some glory and a caretaker comes along and does the job in six months.

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I think Freddy will get Sven, Hiddink, Keegan, Scolari, Ranieri or Hitzfeld.

Where were these flyers handed out?

YOU PHILOSOPHICAL PIECES OF ZICO MARTIN'S UNORTHODOX DRY WIPES YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! WOULD YOUR FATHER, THE LATE RONNY RADFORD, BE PROUD OF YOUR RADDY ANTICS. NO HE WOULDN'T, HE'D REPORT YOU TO THE NEAREST PADDY MCNALLY STEWARD WALKING GOD'S GREEN STALWART AND HE'D FORCE YOU TO REVEAL THE CONSQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS. HE'D THEN SCORE A THIRTY YARD SCREAMER BANISHING THE TOON ARMY TO ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT SILVERWARE...OHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE LIFE, IT'S SO SHIT!!!

89204[/snapback] Not very wise from Shepperd- we're already in tens of millions of pounds of debt. At least Allardyce would be bringing in mostly free transfers and players on the cheap and still get the best out of them.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Speaking of the word 'proper', I see our 'proper' coach Terry McDermott was still in the vicinity of St.James' today. Haven't we paid off his contract yet?

Please, PLEASE not Terry Venables or Steve Bruce. Please Freddy, I beg of you.

Solano also drifted wide more

Glenn Roeder has a really convincing start? I'm talking about convincing wins at home and good performances/wins away. What do we do in that situation? Is it a case of 'if it ain't broke don't fix it' or do we still appoint a new manager regardless?

Bush is such a hypocrite- They accuse Iran of being a threat and say that they are going to refer them for uranium enrichment, when it hasn't even been proved that they are actually making nukes. Wasn't it that same America who used Napalm on Vietnam and Nukes on Hiroshima?

When did we find out he had Hepatitis B, like? News to me!

Did anyone hear the song the played at the end of the coverage on MOTD? Does anyone know the name of it?

To be fair he's scored 9 goals in 11 games, which is far better than any of our strikers (barring Owen) this season.

The good thing about Allardyce is that he can work on a shoestring budget- the type of person we need after Souness's major 50m spending spree.

Is anyone interested in coming along to this one? Mrs.Schweinsteiger predicts a riot and a good old slobberknocker at that! The proposed venue is possibly Charlie Chalk's, although Atlantic Antics has been considered. Dougie's Tavern is a 33/1 outsider and The Percy Arms is a steal at 9/1. When the venue has been decided, we will then go about arranging refreshments and the like. May I stress that Bourbon Creams are strictly forbidden at this bash in case they offend the religious minorities. I would also like to re-iterate that everyone is welcome (except Jehova's Witnesses, Sunderland fans and people who's name is a palindrome, i.e. Bob). We will begin the evening at 1.30pm sharp with some fine ballroom dancing and the first person to dance the Charleston will win themselves a toontastic goodie bag, containing a Q&A with Gemmill, Dr.Kenneth Noisewater's finest toenail clippings and an edition of the ever popular Kevin Carr's Gloves: 1000 politically correct puzzles, signed by Mr.Carr himself. So, come along and enjoy! And remember, don't actually forget we have a match and accidentally leave your ticket at home, you bastards. Love, Bazza Schweina XXX

That is fucking disgraceful!

No pun intended there then?

My wife has recently kicked me out of our semi-detached four bedroom, and so I've resorted to living in the shed for a week. I used a wireless router in order to use my laptop within this very comfy vicinity, and I have tarnished this fine piece of sheddage with various pieces of Risk memorabilia - you know Risk, that old strategy game! My decor includes various pictures of Pascal Cygan in action for the gunners, and I'm very happy, although things could be better. I'm quite scared of the dark, and there areen't any toilets. If anyone would be willing to let this old stooge run round their humble abode and kindly take a Wilma Flinstone, I would be well obliged. Thanks...

I was shocked and saddened when i heard the news, as i have told you earlier on the phone, everyone that turns up to the funeral are welcome to my house after for a few sandwiches and assorted nibbles. i was thinking you could give me a rough estimate of how many will be there so i can figure out excactly how much food will be needed. i can also provide food for any pets that will be attending given enough notice.

Therefore, Alan has two to go to beat the record, and not one?

Shearer's been a legend this past decade for us and his presence on the pitch will be missed- his holding up off the ball and distribution of it, his sheer strength, determination and goals. He will also be missed as a role model to younger fans. Simply put, how do find another Alan Shearer? You can't!

Exactly what I said in the Liverpool vs. Bristol City thread (Although it wasn't a penner and it wasn't exactly last miunute)

It'll be so funny watching his face when someone asks him if he wants to go in the pool

Maybe Newcastle should CHOP SOUEY instead? Just a thought?