BastianSchweinsteiger

I'd rather we performed fucking shite and won 1-0 with a last minute Shearer penalty, meaning that we'd progress to the next round AND the scottish cunt would get the sack because he struggled against Mansfield.

Haven't any of you thought of Fat Fred's frame of mind? He'll probably stick with Souness until the end of the season because he doesn't have a decent replacement lined up OR he'll appoint Big Al as player/manager.

We should stop playing Ameobi full stop. I mean, why was young Charlie N'Zogbia not even starting yesterday? Showed he's ten times better when he came on in the second half, and wasn't afraid to run at the Boro defence when the likes of Amdy Faye were shying away.

You don't get out much, do you?

Work harder, study harder and attain good grades in my A-levels!

Dear NUFC, I am just writing to you to express my utter dismay at the current management of this great football club. Over the years, I have witnessed Gullit and Dalglish, but I am afraid to say that this club is sinking to new lows with Mr.Souness at the helm. Throughout this month, I have had to watch an embarassing performance at Anfield, in which we showed no heart, no gut and no determination - absolutely heartless. I have recently invested in a 10-game part season ticket and I will always be proud of my football club. But I feel that if you keep this joke in power for much longer, our reputation will ultimately be tarnished. Freddie Shepperd - do what you know is right for this great footballing institution and sack this clown before it's too late!

That is one unforgiving message board over there. They are all up in arms and giving the poor lad grief - on the other hand, us toontasticers tend to just laugh or put up with Gemmill's sarcastic comments!

Heaven forbid you ever have something serious to worry about, if this is how het up you get about the voucher numbers on your season ticket. 72175[/snapback] What can I say, I'm a born worry!

He would go into Rome and replace young, versatile, Northern Irish buildings with Ageing, Australian buildings.

Was it Medina who was wanking over Beyoncé Knowles or something like that?

Now it's a question of 1) Do I take the middlesbrough ticket they stapled to the letter with my season ticket to the Boro game? Or 2) Do I take voucher number 10, as I have that one (I'm a part season ticket person)

Can anyone remember really annoying posters from ages ago who you haven't seen for a while? I'm bored.. EDIT: No, I don't mean the advertisements you see on walls!

Does the postponement of the Charlton game mean that the Middlesbrough game is now ticket number 9 with regards to season ticket numbers?

Can I just ask you why the hell you have an avatar of Owen's head pasted on someone else's body when you could just get a proper picture of him from Google or somewhere. He does actually play for Newcastle you know.

I don't think anyone found that funny now, did they?

Does anyone know whether or not this seat is close to the pitch? East Stand Paddock, Row E, Seat 0055, Access 7, Turnstile 39-40.

Who is that on your avatar?

you think terrorists, and those knowingly protecting them, should be treated with kid gloves ? No wonder they are bombing us, and continuing to plot to bomb us. you are talking about liberating their own countries ? no quite the same thing is it with people like you around they know there is no need 71405[/snapback] Dick.

Aye, but I got a ticket stapled to the letter with Boro written on. But it has things like 0.00 Pounds and zeroprice and that, AND it's a different seat to that of my season ticket seat

I've got a season ticket for Christmas and I'm a bit confused - What match number is the Boro game? I've got numbers 11-25, as I only got a 10-game part season ticket.

All of you are going on about putting it out of its misery by killing it. Would it really hurt to pick it up and take it to a vet at the expense of, what, 5 minutes?

Not funny, mate...

I remember the days of FIFA 97 on the mega drive, where you could only play matches indoor and the graphics were so obviously shite to that of FIFA 2006, etc.

I had the cartridge that you plugged into the back of the mega drive as part of a subscription, and every month you would get a different selection of games. So cool!

I'm getting tears in my eyes just looking at these babies - 5am Christmas Day, me an eager little Bairn opening my presents and finding these sitting there on consecutive christmasses