Offshore Toon

As much as I liked my view of the harbour, bar beating somebody at chess it was pretty shit.

Bassong was simply immense. I've been saying that he doesn't have the head to compete at this level, but I've been proven wrong today.

I got that email, too. I'll check it out, as I'm more than willing to be proved wrong about it being shit.

A few things in that article give me hope that he'll stay.

It's a good album, as long as you're not expecting more of the same.

It looks pretty shit, to be honest.

I've heard it's a contender for game of the year.

Call Of Duty 4 & 5 Uncharted: Drake's Fortune FIFA 09 Tiger Woods 09 (it is very cheap on Amazon at the minute)

I love hearing Kiefer Sutherland (aka. Jack Bauer) say "outstanding, Marines. Out-fucking-standing!"

Oh, well if it isn't big, bad Alex. You've certainly put me in my place now! Well done, Sir!

It's the threads you make.

Excuse me what? EDIT: Or was that aimed at Monkey Fist? Don't bring Monkey Fist into this. Ireland wouldn't dream of coming to Newcastle, and I wouldn't want him, either, as he looks like a dildo. I get the impression that you're about twelve, too.

You're a fucking idiot. Almost as bad as Ant.

You're a right bunch of poofs.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tiger-Woods-PGA-To...70791_as_img_1/ http://www.amazon.co.uk/Robert-Ludlums-Bou...70791_as_img_5/ http://www.amazon.co.uk/Electronic-Arts-Ba...70791_as_img_7/ Great prices.

Fucking Somalians.

Little Big Planet and the new Call Of Duty are excellent. Mirror's Edge is giving me anger problems, though.

Losing to AZ in the second leg. I don't really care anymore, but I'd imagine this moment in time would be my worst.

Idiot.

I don't think we'll win, for whatever reason.

I'm not sure how it's a conspiracy theory, unless the players are planning to buy the club.

Owen can't talk to English clubs until May.

What are the rules on calling someone from Pakistan a paki?

CANONBALL!!!