Offshore Toon

he's had his mind on other things. http://www.sethcomedy.com/ That's the worst "Scottish" accent I've ever heard.

Really? I wasn't aware that you'd already apologised. EDIT: Fuck sake, Burch.

It's about time you started apologising for yourself.

Carr and Babayaro back would be stunning.

BUT THE SKILZZ!!!

Ah, so you have played PES2009? OK.

Yeah... I said just higher up too If you were talking about 2009, I'm going have to ask you that question again.

It certainly was for the 2008 versions.

If that won't win any of you over, I don't know what will.

I haven't, but I also haven't claimed that either game is better than the other.

Well... see you next month then. Nah not this year, think FIFA has taken the lead again for the first time in 7 years. You've played Pro Evo, then?

The FIFA demo is fun, and the skills are impressive, but it's a load of shite in reality.

Maybe they've tried to help him and all he's given them is grief? There's only so much you can try to help someone before you realise they simple don't want to help themselves. Gazza knows what the road to recovery is, but he's ignoring it.

A bit obvious, but I can't be bothered getting a decent screenshot. I'd rather carry on eating Double Gloucester cheese.

The more I think about this, the more it doesn't seem like a bad idea. Once Africa buys a few TVs, they'll be the next big market for football, and with these lot in charge you'd imagine we'd be one of the most popular clubs at least in Western Africa.

Going purely off the title, I'm hoping this is because we're aiming very high.

I thought everyone had heard of him, Zamblera, Tozer etc.

Llambias is a cunt.

Xisco to bag a hat-trick and break Bellamy's leg.

Football has purely become entertainment for me, where as before I had a passion for it. It may as well be scripted for all I care. Just keep the goals coming and make sure the yids stay where they belong.

Nothing wrong with saying "cunt".

Get a PS3, unless you're poor that is. XBOX 360s are for peasants.

I like the sound of this. I'm surprised it has taken this long to form one.

It's called 'dutch beting'. Backing the only realistic outcomes with almost gaurenteed profit. That's a 20% dutch, so if you stick 65% of your stake on Chelsea and 35% on Man Utd you'll win 20% of your stake.